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Posted on Sep 20, 2008 under Fun & Jokes
(Updated Sep 20, 2008 06:28 PM)
The Three Biggest Software Lies:
The program's fully tested and bugfree.
We're working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.
The Three Biggest Large Company Lies:
We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
People are our greatest resource.
We say 'let the marketplace decide'.
The Three Biggest Computer Room Lies:
As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
The new machines on order.
The Three Biggest Small Company Lies:
We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
The boss is just one of the guys.
Staying small is a conscious decision.
The Two Biggest Marketing Lies:
Immediate delivery?...No problem.
We treat every customer as if they were our most important
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