I am gonna follow the USEFUL TIPS listed out on the side of this form...

TIP 1: Open your heart

I do not have a heart... someone took it and broke it and tossed the million pieces into the toilet bowl and flushed it... and they had a great laugh doing it too...

TIP 2: Write what's on your mind

I do not have a mind... its been put through a shredder and it doesn't work anymore... I'm a mindless, heartless, soulless man that has no friends... no one to listen to... no one to talk to...

In the words of Pinhead - I am exquisitely empty

TIP 3: Use Bold, Italics and Insert hyperlinks where required

Why cant the editor help me do all that? Each time i make an entry its like coding a whole web page. I will NOT USE bold or Italics...

TIP 4: Upload videos from dekhona.com

I will do this one... I just uploaded one of my all time favourite hindi songs... and Hema Malini is the most beautiful woman to ever grace the silver screen

Now... for a drink... or many...