This is to express my heartfelt thanx to my dear ole pal Monoo and all others associated with the one liners contest......I was awarded the first prize and am thrilled to bits, its the first time I'm first in anything in life, unless you start from the bottom, then I beat 'em all.
SO.........


I’d like to thank my mom, Mr. Monoo, Mr. Paul and Paulose, the critics,the rest of the cast and crew, my crow, my neighbour's cat and all those who made this possible. Forgive me for any faux-pas I may have made, after all its the first time I’ve gotten a prize in life....sniff..sniff..(not counting kindergarten...I got loads of prizes there..yes sir...good ole days)

And now I even get to choose my own prize, an evening at the disc and a guitar,if I have my way....

But whats an evening anyplace hip without friends, so you're all invited, no bars, no(G) strings ,no passes (except the ones you make :P ) and most importantly, no bills :D Thats the beauty of throwing a virtual party :) The only exception is...you gotta bring a partner from MS...somebody we all know :) if not, theres always the old standby....not me, what're you, crazy......I meant 'she/he was gonna come but _____happened at the last moment'. As the terminator said, ''sh!t happens'',oh yea, it sure does..... I could'nt resist this one liner here..''Sh!t happens, but mostly to me so don't worry".

You'll know you found the venue when you see this banner....''The cops're looking for someone gorgeous, secsy and smooth, your azz is safe but where should I hide??''

Heh heh...have fun....