I just got to lay my hands on this piece of unsolicited information and wanted to share with all of you...we have been a little starved of laffter and here it goes:
Dont blame if you roll over laffing, or get hiccups later, or parched throat, or side splits, or .... well am I being just too optimistic that you are gonna like it as much as I did, well its for you to decide...
Here are the actual top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would love to take back :-
1. Weight-lifting commentator:'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing...'
2. Dressage commentator: This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:'I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother & father.'
4. Boxing Analyst:'Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer:'If history repeats itself,I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst:'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:'Ah,isn't that nice,the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator:'Julian Dicks is everywhere.It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
And the winner is,
9. Tennis commentator:'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,before the final round,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them..... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
Enjoy folks, only in good humour...say it if you liked this piece....