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The Why "Spider" Series - 21

Posted on Jul 18, 2008 under General

For those who have sons & those who are happy that they don't..

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:-

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m^2 house

to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with

roller blades, they can ignite.

3.. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded

restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not

strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a

Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,

to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a

few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball

a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a cricket

ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's

already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though

a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-

year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a swimming pool you

still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials

show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do

not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms

dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with

or without kids.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.



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