Manmohan Singh and Barack Obama are having a night out at a pub where Manmohan is appraising Obama of all the problems created by Pakistan and how it's a big problem child.Seeing that Obama is not all convinced Manmohan says"Ok,I will prove it to you",And adresses the whole gathering there saying "We both have decided to send all the Pakistanis and a cow to the moon".To which the crowd replies in chorus"Why the cow"?

Manmohan turns around to Obama and says "See I told you,nobody cares about the Pakistanis".