Ritesh (over the phone)- “hello, is it from XYZ news?”

Reporter –“yes”

Ritesh –“sir I am speaking from bharatpur, gurjar agitation is taking bad shape here, will you please send one of your correspondent here to cover all of these things with an appeal to the whole state to stay calm?”

Reporter- “I would surely do that but the fact is that all of our crew members are busy somewhere else which is more important than that”

Ritesh –“sir our state is facing a lot of problems regarding this issue, what else can be more important than this?”

Reporter- “my boy let me tell you the whole seen,

One of our crew is with the prime minister’s officials, because we have come to know that he is going to meet one of his relative today and we have to cover the whole thing so we will come to know what is going to happen there.

The second crew is waiting outside the shooting location of yash raj’s newly launched movie, we have heard that kareena and aishwarya both will appear in bikini in that film, our reporters are searching for this story for last 10 days.

The third crew is covering the IPL final; tonight all of the big stars of bollywood as well as politics will be there.

The fourth team is shooting in a graveyard because tomorrow is Saturday and till now we have not completed the shoot for our Saturday special “BHOOT KI KAHANI”.

Our fifth crew is busy with raakhi sawant, interestingly mikka has dared to kiss her again,it will surely provide a full day material to us.

Now you tell me what can I do for you ?

Ritesh –“but you are a news channel and you are supposed to cover serious issues which are affecting the nation and its people.

Reporter –“pls don’t tell me this, we are not a news channel. This news channel tag is only to get unstopped entry in different situations and areas; we are a complete entertainment channel, which somehow tries to manage with a bit of news also.

Ritesh –“than what shall I do?”

Reporter –“my boy, don’t loose hope, do one thing if you can. All you have to do is to invite MALLIKA to your place with an appeal for peace and I will make sure that one of our team will be there within an hour. I can provide you her phone no. Also.

‘(Poor) ritesh’ (with a dejected voice) –“ok give me the number, I just want to help my nation, if it does so than I am ready to do this”