This one is supposed to be a joke and you’re expected to laugh at the end. Implementation of this strategy at your own risk.

I’ve invested in some 40 odd companies (just a thousand or so each-no big amount, and my portfolio is in deep red now). As the financial year ended recently, few of these companies have sent dividend warrants to their esteemed customers like me. While I am wondering why other companies haven’t sent any dividend, most of them have sent me their annual reports, which are thick and heavy books explaining companies operations, profit and loses, assets and liabilities and so on…

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