FORM NO- UH01
APPLICATON FORM  FOR  CHANGE OF USER  ID
 
[General Instructions: Please follow the instructions carefully while filling up the form. Incomplete/ torn/ illegible/ half-eaten/ crumpled/ forms used as origami (nothing to do with orgasm) would be liable for immediate rejection ^
This application form is subject to rigorous scrutiny by the management team. The final verdict may or may not match your choice of new ID. Once the new ID is formed the old IDs would be rendered defunct. No further communication in this regard would be entertained through m2m, f2f, m2f or f2m. By submitting this form you are swearing that all the information is correct to fullest of your knowledge & you are aware that such information may be used against you whenever deemed necessary.
Please copy paste your application form in the comment section.]
 
1.Present ID:………………………
(Please fill in your present ID, Don’t use BOLD CAPITAL. Use the UPPER CASE & lower case letters in exact position as the case may be. Please mention if you are a nUtcAsE)
 
2. Present Gender
 Male         Female      Androgynous    
 
2a. Member since-  DD MM YY
 
3. Reason behind formation of your present ID
[Tick the applicable options. Please don’t lie (means don’t lie down, tell the truth)]
 
 My ID was a morbid accident (describe the accident in separate sheet of paper)
 The keyboard, on which I typed my ID in, was defective
 A mouse walked over the keyboard while I was having a loo-break
 I can’t think beyond my name
 I stole it from somewhere
 It was my yahoo ID and I didn’t reinvent the wheel
 None of the above
 
State your reason here in case you choose ‘None of the above’………………………………………
 
4. Reason for changing you ID?
[Tick the applicable options. Please don’t tick any options if you don’t want to change your ID]
 
 I can’t write anything
 My ID sucks better than a vacuum cleaner
 My ID doesn’t represent my true persona
 I have become infamous so want a disguise
 I have become famous so want a disguise
 I only attract lecherous old M
 I only attract bored to death B
 I don’t attract anyone
 None of the above
State your reason here in case you choose ‘None of the above’………………………………………
 
5. How many duplicate IDs you have ?
 One      Two      Three      Four       Don’t remember
 
6. Do you remember password of all your duplicate IDs
 Yes        No       Did not check in last 3 months
 
7. Which ID do you use more frequently?
 Original         Duplicate1      Duplicate2      Duplicate3       None 

8. Write the new IDs you want in order of preference
ID-01-………………………….
ID-02-………………………….
ID-03-………………………….
MS suggestion-……………… 

9. Write the new gender you want
 Male         Female      Androgynous     
 
10. Which of the following achievements you target with your new ID?
 Change of sex
 Improve writing ability
 Create controversy
 Become popular
 Become dormant
 Become selective & choosy
 No idea
 None of the above
State your reason here in case you choose ‘None of the above’………………………………………
 
11. You are done. Please go to top & read the General Instructions once again. 
  
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