This  is an amazing link I came across which will simply obey your instructions,

http://www.subservientprogrammer.com/main.aspx 

Connect to this link. u will c a person sitting in front of the computer.
Type the words like "LAUGH" in the dispatch?..the person will do that action  

Like that u type "Cry, Dance, Run, Throw,Break , Stand, Eat, Drink,Leave, Bang ?etc..whatever u like. But it should be a single word ,   (It works only in Internet Explorer)

If your subordinate does not obey you, no matter, this guy will give you a huge ego satisfaction, try out.................