Money is Bollywood
Money is IPL
so Bollywood = IPL
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The Indian Premier League presents to you the "balliwood" movies...
* Starring Andrew Symonds : Swing it like Symonds :
This movie is an effort from IPL to re-make the Tarzen with new concepts.
Symonds to be shown swinging with our and his ancestors (too) in the aussie jungles. He is then discovered by IPL for his xtra-ordinary swinging talents and taken to the urbanisation "hyderabad"...now he is shown swinging on Minars of Charmonars...
* Starring Ricky Ponting : Point it like Ponting
He is the paanwala from Mumbai characterised by continuous jabbering and his experites at showing fingers to people asking for directions. This talent is noticed and he picked up for IPL.
Indian money points a middle finger !
* Starring Mat Hayden : Hare Rama Hare Krishna
No theme except he is shown addict to smoking a weed. Everything is out of context here.
* Starring Dhoni : Dudh ka Paisa
I swear there was a movie called Doodh ka Karz...if Karz can be re-made, why cant we say Dudh ka Paisa ? Ye paisa bolta hai...
* Starring Muralidharan : Ramayan II
This time the Srilankans come to India for money-roopi Sita !
* Starring Sachin Tendulkar : Kal , aaj aur Kal
Would play all three generations of cricket for 70 years. Would be seen playing under Captaincy of great-great grandchildren of Ishant Sharma. However, still useful !
* Starring Glenn Mcgrath : Lawaris
No bids poor chap !
* Starring Mohd. Yousuf : Na ghar ka na ghat ka
Need i say more !