Over a period of last 7 days, my diary abt what i have done and what one can do while waiting @ the traffic signal :

1.Try to guess the real "gender" of the eunuch who is trying to bless you or curse you

2. Watching the babe hugging the biker next to you and saying "sala, paisa feko tamasha feko"

3. Trying to sneak in the cab on your right hand side to find nothing

4. Pity the disabled beggar and offering him money to keep the "disabled humanity" in u alive

5. Negotiate for a bunch of red rose bunch costing a bomb at signal and breaking the deal by saying "Mein kya ******* hoon ?"

6. Cursing China for sending 10 rupaye ka non-sense "pilastic" ka items like a nimbu-mirchi keychain, painting books

7. Blaming the broken infrastructure and government for keeping u waiting at the traffic signal

8. Trying to re-look at the babe on bike and finding she is not caring to look at you even when you are riding in a large sedan

9. Frusturating "Im hundred time better than that monkey"...and realising...u r openly blinded in love....

10. Trying to teach another car driver abt "car honking" guidelines ...

11. Changing radio stations to get rid of non-sense RJs

12. Blaming the biker babe for traffic jam and accidents...

13. Forgetting 1 to 12 in a whisker after seeing Green and zooming ahead to next signal to repeat 1 to 12 !