Saddam Hussein's Prison Diary – 10 top points…
10. Favorite aspect of prison life? The delousing.
9. Often called into The Howard Stern Show as
"Stuttering Abdul"
8. Even when things were bleakest, still dotted his
I's with little hearts
7. Thanks to ideas from "Better Homes and
Gardens," cell went from drab to fab
6. He and Cheney used to exchange torture tips
5. Only regret: not living to see Late Show Magician
Week
4. Claimed real weapon of mass destruction was the
prison meatloaf -- booyah!
3. Only contact he had with Osama bin Laden was brief
exchange of erotic text messages
2. Planned to leave all of his earthly possessions to
his camel, Gary
1. Had a torrid affair with Barbara Walters
-- Brent Baker