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Spamotsav - The Rules

Posted on May 09, 2008 under Incinerator

The response to Summer Spamotsav has been lukewarm but encouraging, but it is observed many famous spammers are shying away from the limelight. As organizer’s representative, I request all spammers to participate wholeheartedly & unconditionally. Spam is where the fun is.  A spammer is the next best thing to be after a scanner & a spanner .
All participants of Spamotsav are requested to follow the simple rules mentioned below with rigorous fortitude.
 
1. The first 50 slots of the comment section to be booked booked booked booked booked.
 
2. Then go & read the post, poem, forward mail etc whatever is written by the writer. The next 50 slots also to be booked booked booked booked .
 
3. After the first 100 slots are booked booked booked, go to another post to repeat step one.
 
4. Any comment having any slightest relevance to the topic would render the participant for immediate disqualification & quarantine.
 
5. Write whatever you want in the comment section. The more useless & irrelevant it is the better your chance to win.
 
6. Flirting & is not allowed.
 
[Note- Following gestures shall be treated as flirting.
How are you?
Seeing you after a long time?
Why have you changed your pic?
I have written a poem for you.
Excessive usage of  :p    ;-)    :-*   ;-D       >:-#  & similar provocative emoticons.
 
 
6. Sexual harassment is not allowed.
[Note- Following shall be treated as direct sexual harassment.
Countdowns like 1234 5678 9….
Nice picture.
Today is little hot.
I had non veg sandwich for lunch.
Wow ! Aha! Oh!
Uh! Uffffff !
I see ! (this is most heinous)
Okay.
Cool.
Nice nose/ Good job.
Hyok/ Hyuk  ]
 
7. Usage of bad words like h0le, sh!t, p!ss, fu ( |< etc etc using ast*rix.
 
Beware ! Beware ! Beware ! Those who dare to violate the rules would be spammed to death.
 

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