Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

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Question: What is the full form of math's.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher to Student : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated Two times. 

Student : If Lara Datta marries Brian Lara she become Lara Lara.