Just yesterday morning, I did the puja- of my Nayee Navelipuncture shop!! Three automotive entrepreneurships in a row made me more than sure about my busyness success. OF Airways, TakaTak Taxi and last but not the least!! MS BEST bus services!!
But alas!! Just when I heard a big bang of a tyre burst!! I was all smiles- grinning ear to ear!! Ye chal padi meri dukaan!! I hurried towards my nayee naveli puncture shop!! To start with my first job!! And doston puchho mat!! What did I see!! A doctor in the garb of Traffic Thulla with few MCD guys!! All singing together-
Who laid this puncture ki dukaan? Who who who who!! Who who who who!!
I was all in tears….it was just the beginning of my busyness and here they are to shut it down!! Buri nazar waale tera muh kala!!
Suddenly my phone rang- a Traffic DCP from Mumbai was on line- BUND Karo ye PUNCTURE ki dukaan!! Kahaan kahaan tak baatein chali gayee- iss chhote se puncture shop ki?? Next I expected PM ManMohana!! But thank God he is too busy laying gas pipe from Iran!! And no body has yet told it to SONIA!!
I was so dismayed I was not able to hear what that doctor cop was actually saying!! The least I could hear was- why didn’t you wear a belt?? You are not properly dressed to start a busyness at MS!! The body below your belt is all visible!! OH GAAAAWD!! Some one just tell that doctor…gareeb manush- a puncture wala!! How will I afford a belt- leave alone the shining leather belt- I being a humble- hand to mouth fed puncture wala can’t afford a fata hua elastic to hold my pant!!
But that kasaayee (surgeon) doctor showed no mercy- he challaned me…sob sob!! Gareeb ki India mein koi nahi suntaa!! All the babus of MS are discussing about various pros and cons of BEST BUS but no one listening to this musibat ka mara Puncture wala !!