The way we MSians are galloping (quite like horny hippos on steroids) these days, the day is not far off when Hollywood will actually sit up and start taking overt interest in its happenings. I mean don’t we possess all the glam-sham and chutzpah which has so far been associated only with a few assorted stars (and starlets) with ‘ample’ talents? Why, we have everything. Creative directors, spotboys, dialogue writers, lyricists ( a few disjointed wannabes too), actors, cockroach hunters, hunks, beauties, make up guys, made up guys, cheerleaders, extras, cinematographers, casting directors, villains, singers, recordists, reporters, editors, photographers, producers, flycatchers….whew! And everyone’s so good at multitasking too! So from now onwards, and at regular intervals, we shall endeavour to study the profiles of our in-house stars, with the aim to establish a full fledged industry parallel to whichever ‘Wood’ you may care to compare with.

We begin with George Looney, who is one of the most popular stars here. All his theatrics is based on the doctrine of ‘Fuzzy Logic’. He is currently planning to pull off one of the most daring heists of all times, and plans to call it MSian’s Fourteen. The heist will reportedly take place at Shangri-Lyla where Mr. Looney will drop from an altitude of 50000 points and escape in a plane! Mr. Looney has many other talents as well. His photographs (the ones he takes) are equally appreciated for their delightful ‘out-of-focus’ curves. A man of ferocious wit and unbridled madness, George Looney happens to be a connoisseur of everything that begins with W (wine….etc etc). Currently he seems to be a bit too busy, studying photographs and planning his heist from all possible angles.

We shall next review the profiles of Tame Cruise, and then of Spamela Anderson. Be prepared. Sabka number aayega.

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Broad Pate