Its that time of the day again where you are glued to the clock but it hardly seems to tick by.. its as slow as a snail if not slower! so here i am, with a few one liners to keep you all fresh, alive and kicking.... Njoi

* YOUR SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
 

* YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

* BEAUTIFUL MOON
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

* TYPE OF EGGS

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
 

* MEN!

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!

 * FRIENDSHIP MEANS...
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha


* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

* Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r

* What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come

* Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

* Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones

* The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

* Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women ( I so agreee with this, dunno why though! Z.)

* Born Free........Taxed to Death

I guess this much is enough to get yourself back from boredom..
Am up and how after reading 'em!