Once a friend's friend Ujjwal (code named UK) called me an ISI agent asked what was my address ;). Heres my reply (sent in Aug 2002)

Oook ji
Namaskar
Humne aapko itni din se khat nahin likha iske dui karan hain, ek to humari who sundar wali chamiya secretary chutti pe gayi hui thi toh hamara mood hi off ho gaya phir sanju baba ki wajah se.....
Aur doosra yeh ke aap ne apun ko isi agent bola- who jo hamara para chada tha to ab utra hai
Mind mat kijiyega, yeh Mumbai aake hamar bhasa jara mix ho jaati hai

To hum keh rahe thi ki tum apun ko ISI agent bola- tereku pata hai ki apun kaun hai- kabhi dekha bhai logon ko apne bare main bolte hue? Poochta hai apun kaun hai- yeh ISI jaisi ko to hum jeb main rakh ke ghoomta hai
Tereko maloom nahin hai ki apun se yeh chotta, bada sare shakeel darte hain, dawood bhi dubai main dubka rehata hai- aur tu humko isi agent bola? Dekhiyo sanju baba ko bhi hum hi nikalega, who bhai logon ka role achcha karta hai
Woh to tu apne firont man munna bhai ka firend hai to chod diya hai varna phir bola to tere naam ka paan supari sab kha lenge
Apun ke London se Tokyo tak links hain, samjha kya?
Tokyo wale ne to tujhe contact bhi kiya tha, agar koi baat ho to usko bolna
Apun ke address to 30 countries ki police dhoondh rahi hai, agli baar FBI ke red corner notice nikal aayega, tereko bhej dega address dekh lena, isliye kafi din se US nahin gaya
Bheja karch karma padta hai apun ke bare main pata karne ke liye.
Swati’d great