Rocking song from Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

Sachin Tendulkar's long-cherished dream of having his own dream home finally seems to have realised. The ace batsman purchased an old villa near Carter Road, Bandra West, in suburban Mumbai.
According to reports, Tendulkar purchased Dorab Villa from its owners, the Satra Group, for around Rs 35 crore.
"We sold Dorab Villa to Sachin Tendulkar in December," Dr Vijay Satra, brother of managing director Praful Satra, who had purchased the property, told a Mumbai newspaper.
Dorab Villa was built in the 1920s and originally occupied by a Parsi family -- the Wardens. It is a one storey structure, measuring around 9,000 square feet, but the property is spread over around 10,000 square feet.
Tendulkar spent all of his growing up years at Sahitya Sahawas in Bandra East before shifting to the plush La Mer building in Bandra West in 2001.

They say that there's an Angel,
for everyone on Earth.
Sent to us by God,
to teach us what we're worth.

A very special being,
to help us do what's right.
To lead us through the darkness,
and back into the light.

My Angel has no halo,
nor does she have any wings.
She doesn't have a blinding light,
but has other godly things.

She is truly phenomenal,
quite unlike any other,
That's the reason I believe,
my Angel - is my mother.

I Love you Mom

Happy Mother's Day

Bihar Driving License...

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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.


1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey  (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. First name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty  (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason :

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yours: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leave blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :
____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.

WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah....he is a gynecologist and a very gifted writer....enjoy this extremely funny story--

    My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some   complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner phoned me up and told me that she was sending a patient of her's for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife.
    I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she was expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital,it was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her ear, landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient.
    "Please come in. Be seated." I said with a big smile. I always have a  big smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair. "Relax."
    "Doctor, will this hurt a lot?"    "Not at all."    The patient relaxed visibly. "You know
 something, Doctor, we tried  removing it at home, but failed."    I was shocked.   "Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious  complications."    "I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just wouldn't budge."
    I smiled and said, "If it were that easy,   who would need doctors?"    She gave a cute smile and said, "Yeah! My neighbour tried to remove it with his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin."
    "Oh my God!"    "Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick."    My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered without  uttering a word.    "Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?"
    I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was too much. I replied a bit angrily, "There are tablets which can prevent this happening. Or you could use protection at night."    Now it was the patient's turn
 to be confused, "You mean to say that it happens only at night?"    I saw her point.   "No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever you are in the mood, you should use protection."  She was even more confused, "It depends on my moods?"
  Again I saw her point. "My mistake. You need not be in any sort of mood. It just happens."    "My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by the  roadside."    "You mean that pin man?"
    "Yeah!"    This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides using pins, he was sending her to such quacks. The only safety he knew was among the pins. "You were wise not to heed his advice."
    "But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside and  wait. However, that also did not work."    This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to be locked up either in a padded cell or a barred one.
    "But have you
 taken your husband's permission?"    Now the patient looked confused. "Do I have to take   my husband's  permission? Because if you need his signature, he is working in Dubai . We were not able to meet for the last one year."
    It was my turn to be shocked. I gave a sly smirk. It was one of 'those'  cases. The pin-wielding neighbour seemed to me the usual suspect. I  reassured her. "No! No! The husband's signature is not at all needed."
    "However, I did inform him on phone."    Her husband seemed to me a very broad-minded fellow. I didn't know whether to congratulate her or to commiserate with her. So I hastily turned to other aspects. "Its good that you came a bit early."
    "Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some other work."    "Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed this  removal, it would have started moving. Then it would have developed a
 heartbeat."    The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror movie. Looking at her   face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to the grotesque details. I decided to relieve her a bit. I said, "You will
  bleed a bit, but only for a few days."    By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and staring at me wide-eyed. I asked her soothingly, "Why don't you lie down on the examination table? Remove your clothes and relax."
    This was the final straw. She didn't even wish me goodbye. I saw just a blur of motion leaving my consulting room at top speed.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,                        
                              
                               
                               
              
 This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for
 our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.      
                               
                               
              
 1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and      
 whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******  
 appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we  
 face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor  
 Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of  
 this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to      
 check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.              
                               
                               
              
 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
                               
                               
              
 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you
 to check this.                         
                               
    
                               
                               
              
 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has
 ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we  
 can click that by sitting.                      
                          
                               
                               
              
 5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only  
 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.                         
       
                               
                               
              
 6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
 door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but    
 unable to trace. Is it a bug??                         
                   
                               
                               
              
 7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT,
 So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.                        
                               
                               
              
 8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS'  
 (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur    
 money.                        
                               
             
                               
                               
              
 9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft      
 sentence', so when u will provide that?                         
           
                               
                               
              
 Best regards,                      
                               
         
 Banta Singh

Ckeck out Dil Dance Maare form Tashan.

Tashan's Cast :
Akshay Kumar as ... Bachchan Pande
Saif Ali Khan as ... Jimmy Cliff
Kareena Kapoor as ... Pooja Singh
Anil Kapoor as ... Lakhan Singh "Bhaiyyaji"



Waiting for 25th April.

Friends, Watch out Pyaar Ki Shuruaat.

Check out the Part 2 of Virgin Mobile India the Funny Indian Commercial... Daddy se bat kar lo

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