Commented on FIRDOSE's article
GUDDI BUDDHI ZALI...PER AKKAL ALI NAHI
Sep 09, 2008 03:57 PM
agree with you I agree with you. If issue nearly closed there is no need to raise again. I think they want this should not stop so that they are behaving like that.
Commented on derebail2008's article
BEST SMS JOKES COMPETITION
Jul 23, 2008 04:51 PM
:) A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, ''I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk.''
Our wasted friend asked, ''Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?''
''Yeah, buddy, I'm ...sure,'' said the copper. ''Let's go.''
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, ''Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.''Read More
Commented on derebail2008's article
BEST SMS JOKES COMPETITION
Jul 23, 2008 04:46 PM
:) Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, there'...s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Waiter : Do you want dinner?
Customer : Sure, what are my choices?
Waiter : Yes and no.Read More
Commented on derebail2008's article
BEST SMS JOKES COMPETITION
Jul 23, 2008 04:43 PM
shayari............ Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega !
Magar hamari tarah , tumhe kaun chahega !!
Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega !
Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega .... !!
Commented on derebail2008's article
BEST SMS JOKES COMPETITION
Jul 23, 2008 04:36 PM
(Updated Jul 23, 2008 04:36 PM)
IBM Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000.
When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter.
’’We, Japanese people, had a hard... time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you.’’ .Read More
Commented on derebail2008's article
BEST SMS JOKES COMPETITION
Jul 23, 2008 04:32 PM
:) A man was praying to god.
He said, ''God ?''
God responded, ''Yes?''
And the Guy said, '' Can I ask a question?''
''Go right ahead'', God said.
''God, what is a million years to you?''
God said, ''A million years to me is only a second.''
The man wondered.
...Then he asked, ''God, what is a million dollars worth to you?''
God said, ''A million dollars to me is a penny.''
So the man said, ''God can I have a penny ?''
And God cheerfully said,
''Sure!.......just a second .'' ... God Jokes !Read More
Reviewed Breyers Ice Cream
Nov 06, 2007 02:44 PM
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I have always been a big ice cream fan .Breyers - all natural icecream is my favorite icecream. This is available in a 1.66 litre pack.The physical shape of the pack is also appealing.Though you get different flavors but most of the ice creams will be having either chocolate or vanilla.But this ...Read more
