Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right..
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes & he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You are DEFINITELY IN Gurgaon-Haryana

We might not meet, we might not chat,
but we would still be friends,
you better don't forget that..

Times would go passing by,
changes would come with you and I,
our lives destiny would shape,
as with time progress we make.

Distance would take us away miles & miles,
we might not even see each others smiles.
We might not help each other; but still let not,
our friendship wither..

The magic of friendship would call me
and I would miss you then
thinking..
together we would be when . . ...

Take care .... &... Do Keep Smiling

A SHORT STORY


Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call
from
her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): "Hello, yes Karthi".


KARTHI(K): "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail
from
that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my office"

(R): "Yes, I can, I need your password"
(K): "jeni22091980"
(R): "Ok fine"


She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...


She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens her mail box
and
changes the password from "mohan143" to "karthiramya" and leaves for home!


MORAL OF THE STORY: Keep updating your passwords

Hi friends,
Today, I have seen Aamir khan's blog on Sachin Tendulkar
Here I am posting some of the lines of that blog for Sachin's fans

SACHIN THE GREAT

The match last night was certainly exciting but what made it a unique experience for me was that I had Sachin next to me.
You will find this hard to believe but Sachin was able to predict every ball before it was bowled. “He is going to bowl a bouncer next”,
“This one is going to be a slower one”, “Full tilt outside the off stump”, “Next one will be a yorker”, “Short of length”. It was uncanny.

HE GOT IT RIGHT EACH TIME!!!

No wonder its so difficult to bowl to him. He has an amazing instinct. And he told me his logic for each prediction which I wont share with you as I don’t want to reveal how his mind works. But all of us were dumbfounded with his instinct and his acumen. So at the end of it I told him next time we watch a film together I’m going to tell him whats going to happen next!

--Aamir Khan

Characteristics of a Marathi girlfriend

1. She gets really angry, if you introduce her as your Girlfriend.

2. She starts singing jana-gana-mana loud, if u put ur arm around her in public.

4. When she is really sad, she goes 'kaahi naahi' and doesn't look at you.

5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed in a green parkar-polka.

6. In a raging thunderstorm, if there's a flash of
lightening, (lets face it) she is not going to hug you like in the movies.

7. You have to listen natya sangeet, to get in good
with her dad.

8. You have to convince her that the 3 hours we spent
in Garden actually qualifies as a date.

9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.

10. She doesnt wear jeans and skimpy T-shirts but takes it for granted
that her career is as important as yours.

11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.

12. She talks about 'amke amke' sir and all you can think about him is 'sir, dambis-ahey'.

13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on Rakhi poornima.

14. You and her brother are not buddies.

15. Ghari tumchya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine dabyat gheun yete.

16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at Dagdusheth Halwai Ganpati /Talyatla Ganpati etc.

17. You have at least once been to Tulshi baagh with her but she refuses to come with you to HongKong lane.

18. She is more comfortable on Laxmi Road than on M.G. Road.

19. Typical Marathi Girl Quotes:

- Isshhya..
- bawalatach aahe mela
- Hee kon baya?
- Chal na re!
- Nahich muli!
- Gelas udat!
- Mazhi Aai / Baba ragvel (most frequently used
excuse)
- Ha kaay avtaar?
- Khula ki kaay?
- Lagech

JAI MAHARASHTRA, AMCHI MAATHI AMCHI MANSA

E.M.S. - THE LIVE SAVER - A SPECIAL INITIATIVE

Recently Dr. Narendra Vaidya, a Trauma Surgeon from Sion Hospital has started the EMS [Emergency Medical Service] on the Mumbai-Pune Expressway near a place called Nigdi. This is in joint efforts with MMRDA and Sion Hospital,Mumbai. This emergency care is certified by the American College of Surgeons and the service provides well equipped ambulance facility on the expressway for any trauma, within 15 minutes.

The Emergency Contact Nos. are:

Landline: 95-20-27659000
Moobile: +919822498224

Please forward this information to your Family, Relatives and Friends, especially who commuteon on the Mumbai-Pune Expressway frequently.

Attention Please

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A PC AT A PUBLIC PLACE (Like INTERNET CAFES..ETC).

CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE..IF SO..DO NOT USE IT!!!!


New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it…
Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites.
After you enter the bank account and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device.
Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.

Alone I can only say but together we can shout,
Alone I can only smile but together we can laugh,
Alone I can only live but together we can celebrate,
that's being friends

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful.

Check the courage this little thing has :)

Hello friends,

Yesterday, I was surprised when I saw MOUTHSHUT in big headline of Mumbai Mirror, page 24.

It is all about, the loser of Commonwealth Bank Tri-Series in Australia. Ehtesham Hasan, who wrote that article in Mumbai Mirror, seems to be a big fan of Mouthshut.com. And I think that's where he was inspired from to have given the headline MOUTHSHUT.AU to that article.

The young Indian team led by Mahendra Singh Dhoni outplayed Australia 2-0 in the best of three finals to win the Commonwealth Bank Tri-Series.

Team India flies high,
tells Aus good bye,
the arrogant Aussies acted like mad caps
they were flying like balloons quite high,
Indians punctured their ego with big knife
whining Aussies licking their wounds
Indians' celebrations like salt on wounds
bickering by Aussies are advantageous
to make Indians bind together and play ferocious
ultimate victory to those who play gracious.