Today when I look back and recall I remember in my school diary in the time table section after first four periods and before last four periods there was a column, written on it were elliptical bold capital letters R E C E S S!! Each letter for each day of the week!! And that was my favorite period of the day!! 40 minutes of tomfoolery and absolute revelry!!
And this is the day when that RECESS word has grown up to be RECESSION. It started in my life through TV channels, word of mouth and hearsay talks. BIG TIME RECESSION!! Economy going down hill!! Business getting a major set back!! And until few days ago!! I thought what the heck!! Where is recession? Perhaps it’s only in TV channels and in gossips during after lunch siesta in half lit conference halls?
But then suddenly I saw a big project we were working on since months PUT ON HOLD by the client!! Okay!! A week more!! And one more mammoth project crucified too!! Ahem!! Gulp!! Cough cough !! Triiiiiiiiiiin NO RECESS its indeed RECESSION!!
And few weeks down the line people we know at Reliance at AMEX at Satyam and many more such companies calling to give us the bad news “LOST THE JOB”!!
I hate to say this is one RECESS we don't want!! But just as the classes resumed after those 40 quick minutes this one will also see business resumed after a while. I hope it should be just few quick months!!
Chalo tab tak apun lunch karega with all my clients at all the vantage places in Delhi. To ask and know “sir aglaa project kub shuru hona hai?”

Me sitting in my office suddenly remember archana was about to go for shopping today
Suddenly a fear factor caught me!!
I rang her up and asked “where are you?” “GK”, came the reply. I said “ok, but go back home in an hour for sure it’s a Saturday before Diwali and bomb fat saktaa hai aaj” It was just a mundane talk like any of mundane affairs of home and office, the affairs to which we are used to now!! It striked me hard!! Are we now used to it?? Consider it “relaxed about a bomb blast and just returning home before evening sets in”. We have excelled coping to one more misery of this country loss of lives in a blast.
So what do you do when your people at the helms of power are incapable of saving your life, you have to be cautious and safe and be responsible for your own. Because we stay in India!! Helo India- and Helo Indians- a breed that could surpass cockroaches when it comes to surviving the most toughest situation! And to top it all we actually start living with them. So much of vice, corruption, ill-governance, crumbling infrastructure, recession, poverty around we have also learnt to live with frequent episodes of bomb blasts!!
Consider Mr. Sharma asking Mr. Verma “aaj bomb blast hua kya?” as if he asked “aaj office gaye the kya?” Or Mr. Singh telling Mr. Vij “saahub aaj bomb blast ho gayaa” and Mr. Vij reacts just with a “oh achchaa hua aaj main wahaa nahi gaya” Hello world what is this bomb blast? Phodo jitna phod sakte ho hume kuchh fark nahi padtaa?” we are so used it now!! Cause we are used to so many things
Ration shop per sugar black mein hai miltaa!! We are used to it
Office jaate waqt bus mein seat nahi milna!! We are used to it
Ghar aya hua traffic ka false challaan!! We are used to it
Traffic intersection per cow buffalo ka conference!! We are used to it
Hospital mein mare hue aadmi ka ilaaj!! We are used to it
Buying any authority with the power of money!! We are used to it
These many died, these many murdered, these many raped!! So what? We are used to it

Two back to back reviews on two different upshots of being in a relationship…..somber after a breakup and songs in your heart while living it
What I feel about being loved, living your passion with someone
We meet so many people in our life, some become special
Special chaaye is served with extra milk and layer of cream
These people are extra ordinary to catch our attention
Readymade garments use X to connote extra
And then we find these people interesting to be with them
Innova during navraatris available for lowest ever interest rate
We find reasons to be with them and find it beautiful to have them in our life
Whatever you need to find Google is the best search engine
The attachment with them slowly grows and you find them quite irresistible
G mail is one of the few web mail service for attachments 0f 8-10 mb
Attachment grows in to fondness and fondness into weakness for that special one
Dabur ChawayanPrash is a proven remedy to weakness and fatigue free day
So my suggestion who ever you love, make him/her feel the most special person for you
Do everything to bring a smile to that special one,
But raho zindagi ke liye hardam tayaar !!
with a spoonfull of chawayanprash

I watched it!! I watched it twice!! And I loved it twice!!

He has rocked again!! He has defined a new “C”. Chhichhora to be precise. And he has made it clear for umpteenth time that those who are not bold and booty-full, love to admire some one who does that with a touch of perfection. And guess what!! chhichhoras can actually make a London bred girl fall for them!! Because so many Hs in chhichhora makes you an Honest person!! You are honest about being a roadside and you are honest about not being perfect and wise.

While some frown about Singh is King to be a mindless comedy. Me!! being a no brainer simply relished it for the fact that I enjoyed it without straining little stock of brain I have with me!!

Moreover Tere b*h*nki….when I see all Adityas, Johars and Khans making a crap out of their power packed script and mind blowing direction, I feel, writing dialogues on the set and deciding the course of the movie on the location is a super hit formula to churn blockbusters.

I love akhsay when he said on the sets of 10 ka DUM- ek peg peeker main apni aukaat per aa jata hoon!! I love akhsay when he says- he is a joker and he just entertains people!! Kudos to him for dreaming a film with just seeing a title on a truck’s back!!

Thoughts to sizzle up your Birthday
Start calling, smsing your friends and relatives at 12 the previous night asking them to wish you; they feel embarrassed yet amused
The first piece of cake that you already know will be smeared on either your or your friend’s face should be as small as possible, make it big if only you are sure, you can arm wrestle with your malevolent friend
Just be attentive for his quick trick of smearing the whole cake on your face…..ducking at the right time most important and make that nerd friend of yours stand right behind you
When you are sure a subsequent piece of cake is destined to tantalize your taste buds….bring it big
Mishap; your brother hid the cake in a corner of the fridge and you choose to defrost it while making your drink (this happens when they want to surprise you with a party at the strike of 12 midnight when your birthday starts)
Tell your not so near and dear ones the next day; you did not wish me on my birthday too bad. You gift lots of guilt pangs and save on unnecessary treats
Tell your vendor on phone who is asking for a long due payment; today is my birthday and you cannot call except for wishing me; you just bought some more days to pay
And never ask for gifts; because they come with a tag- “on returnable basis”
Pray that your birthday falls on a weekday. You don’t see people around haggling for treat, they threat you for coming weekend but people have short memory my friend
And don’t forget to take your loved ones for a party and when the bill arrives; exclaim, shit I forgot to bring my purse!!
Today is Kishore Kumar’s Birthday; so it’s just that!! Now don’t ask kishore who!! Or get ready for the punch….with or without cake!! Yes I mean it!!

MS- A muddled book without ANY CONTENT PAGE!!

Let me admit, we all have our favorit writers at MS; a person who’s reviews or posts we don’t want to miss.
But look what MS has done- published the entire encyclopedia of HOT and FRESH
items (yes I mean with all those HOT BABES those appeared on the HOT PROFILE the
first day) but WITHOUT ANY CONTENT PAGE. lolz
Now I need to read pages after page to look for anything that could interest me!!
Write history, write biology, write physics, write chemistry, OR WRITE NOTHING but do put a content page dear management!!
Or do you want us to struggle with MS pages to
find, find and find and find and find and find…..
arey mausi isse bachaa lo ye toh pages mein phus ker mar jaayega lolz
NOW WHO’S GONAA CHAKKI PISSING FOR THIS?

Look jhakkaas but all bakwaas…..Welcome to Junk Food Style MS

Just Two Minutes to fame. Write anything; write everything

You went to the loo!! Share it here

You have just escaped from a zoo!! You are welcome

Your boss asked for a kiss!! Wink wink create a hullabaloo- earn points too!!

The condom you used last night gave away- wham bam- write a review

You feel sleepy- *yawn* and keep answering comments till dawn

I see a market at the Junk Site; and lolz doctor brought all his kabaad to sell!!

This no more MS, a cheap roadside Bombay Bhel

*Ubaasi ubaasi*
SHAAM HUI
CHAL JHOLAA UTHAA

Cheeni Kum Hai !!

How I miss those good old NICE BISCUIT days. Sugar coated sparkling ones. In gold printed elongated paper pack. Would receive in loads on my birthday.

And today Cheeni Kum Days are here!!

Loads of sugar free products; an ant’s worst nightmare
Hoards of diabetic patients fearing anything; sweet and tempting
Masses being sabotaged; just at the click of a button
Humble Cycles turned into; killing machines
Precious lives ending cheap; eating golgappas
Minds getting vitiated; turning to live bombs
Societies distrusting each other; bringing shame to mankind

Let there be sugar free products
But let’s stand against anything bitter and poignant

I wish we could atleast give our two minutes paying tribute to all those losing their lives for no reason!! Our resident doctor is lucky to atleast give his share in saving some precious lives.  

Just yesterday morning, I did the puja- of my Nayee Navelipuncture shop!! Three automotive entrepreneurships in a row made me more than sure about my busyness success. OF Airways, TakaTak Taxi and last but not the least!! MS BEST bus services!!

But alas!! Just when I heard a big bang of a tyre burst!! I was all smiles- grinning ear to ear!! Ye chal padi meri dukaan!! I hurried towards my nayee naveli puncture shop!! To start with my first job!! And doston puchho mat!! What did I see!! A doctor in the garb of Traffic Thulla with few MCD guys!! All singing together-

Who laid this puncture ki dukaan? Who who who who!! Who who who who!!

I was all in tears….it was just the beginning of my busyness and here they are to shut it down!! Buri nazar waale tera muh kala!!

Suddenly my phone rang- a Traffic DCP from Mumbai was on line- BUND Karo ye PUNCTURE ki dukaan!! Kahaan kahaan tak baatein chali gayee- iss chhote se puncture shop ki?? Next I expected PM ManMohana!! But thank God he is too busy laying gas pipe from Iran!! And no body has yet told it to SONIA!!

I was so dismayed I was not able to hear what that doctor cop was actually saying!! The least I could hear was- why didn’t you wear a belt?? You are not properly dressed to start a busyness at MS!! The body below your belt is all visible!! OH GAAAAWD!! Some one just tell that doctor…gareeb manush- a puncture wala!! How will I afford a belt- leave alone the shining leather belt- I being a humble- hand to mouth fed puncture wala can’t afford a fata hua elastic to hold my pant!!

But that kasaayee (surgeon) doctor showed no mercy- he challaned me…sob sob!! Gareeb ki India mein koi nahi suntaa!! All the babus of MS are discussing about various pros and cons of BEST BUS but no one listening to this musibat ka mara Puncture wala !!

Gifts recieved worth not less then 5-8,000 MS money!! And me have spent around 5300 MS money. Every time I dekhoing them- I am tempted, I count the total MS money they are worth!! And I just wish- I wish and whine to find a CHOR BIZZARE at MS Land!!

And why not!! We have jets, helicopters, booze and what not every thing costing lot of MS money- so Chor Bizzare couldn’t be far away!! Pack your gifts and head for CHOR BIZZARE- me the Bade Miyaan or Bunty Bubbly eshtyle- selling it to some Kasam Galle ki” man!!

And its better than stealing, looting or lootiyaa dubaaying!! Just plain and simple bartering- gifts le lo- Paise de do!!

Or MS can help me coming out with some exchange offer!! Exchange only with MS money!! Then perhaps with that instant gain- I can start- feeder services to OMFISHER AIRLINES- ALOK TAKA TAK TAXI SERVICES- special feeder services to OMFISHER AIRLINES- the esteemed travellers OF Airways can be directly picked from their LOO, WORK STATIONS, BEDROOMS, CLINICS, SITES, LABS, OFFICIAL TOURS, CANTEENS and where not!! Just before anyone at your home and office knows you have vanished!! You comfortably reach to your apnaa very apnaa OF airways!!

Meet a shaayar owner and an OMI bhaiya promoter!! Doing the jhaadu, katkaa of newly own pride!!

They may and may not take you for ride!! If you are not taken for ride- you are saved!! And if OF owners take you for ride- you had it!! They can start with the lines- “shakal dekhi hai aayane mein” “ye muh aur masoor ki daal” “badaa aya pilane mein baithane- chal kat le patli gali se”  “ghar mein bhunji bhang nahi aur miyaan khoje taadi” “chal jaa muh dho ker aa” “chal be doon kya kaan ke niche? Tere dada bhi pilane per baithe hain kabhi” “kyun jaayega pilane per, teri ammaa ki shaadi hai?” “abbey bhootni ke ye tel se chalti hai pishaab se nahi- badaa aya pilane per baithane”

In short you will feel like rushing back to the place where you had been picked!! And ALOK TAKATAK SEVICES right there for you!! To and fro to OF AIRWAYS HANGAR JUST 100 MS MONEY!!

And with a promise of not letting any one know!! Whatever happened with you!! And you for sure (if you are not that shameless roach types) won’t share this with other MS members!! So every day my service has a new BAKRAA  to serve-

LONG LIVE OF AIRWAYS

Three Cheers for my TAKATAK TAXING