MS- A muddled book without ANY CONTENT PAGE!!

Let me admit, we all have our favorit writers at MS; a person who’s reviews or posts we don’t want to miss.
But look what MS has done- published the entire encyclopedia of HOT and FRESH
items (yes I mean with all those HOT BABES those appeared on the HOT PROFILE the
first day) but WITHOUT ANY CONTENT PAGE. lolz
Now I need to read pages after page to look for anything that could interest me!!
Write history, write biology, write physics, write chemistry, OR WRITE NOTHING but do put a content page dear management!!
Or do you want us to struggle with MS pages to
find, find and find and find and find and find…..
arey mausi isse bachaa lo ye toh pages mein phus ker mar jaayega lolz
NOW WHO’S GONAA CHAKKI PISSING FOR THIS?

Look jhakkaas but all bakwaas…..Welcome to Junk Food Style MS

Just Two Minutes to fame. Write anything; write everything

You went to the loo!! Share it here

You have just escaped from a zoo!! You are welcome

Your boss asked for a kiss!! Wink wink create a hullabaloo- earn points too!!

The condom you used last night gave away- wham bam- write a review

You feel sleepy- *yawn* and keep answering comments till dawn

I see a market at the Junk Site; and lolz doctor brought all his kabaad to sell!!

This no more MS, a cheap roadside Bombay Bhel

*Ubaasi ubaasi*
SHAAM HUI
CHAL JHOLAA UTHAA

Cheeni Kum Hai !!

How I miss those good old NICE BISCUIT days. Sugar coated sparkling ones. In gold printed elongated paper pack. Would receive in loads on my birthday.

And today Cheeni Kum Days are here!!

Loads of sugar free products; an ant’s worst nightmare
Hoards of diabetic patients fearing anything; sweet and tempting
Masses being sabotaged; just at the click of a button
Humble Cycles turned into; killing machines
Precious lives ending cheap; eating golgappas
Minds getting vitiated; turning to live bombs
Societies distrusting each other; bringing shame to mankind

Let there be sugar free products
But let’s stand against anything bitter and poignant

I wish we could atleast give our two minutes paying tribute to all those losing their lives for no reason!! Our resident doctor is lucky to atleast give his share in saving some precious lives.  

Just yesterday morning, I did the puja- of my Nayee Navelipuncture shop!! Three automotive entrepreneurships in a row made me more than sure about my busyness success. OF Airways, TakaTak Taxi and last but not the least!! MS BEST bus services!!

But alas!! Just when I heard a big bang of a tyre burst!! I was all smiles- grinning ear to ear!! Ye chal padi meri dukaan!! I hurried towards my nayee naveli puncture shop!! To start with my first job!! And doston puchho mat!! What did I see!! A doctor in the garb of Traffic Thulla with few MCD guys!! All singing together-

Who laid this puncture ki dukaan? Who who who who!! Who who who who!!

I was all in tears….it was just the beginning of my busyness and here they are to shut it down!! Buri nazar waale tera muh kala!!

Suddenly my phone rang- a Traffic DCP from Mumbai was on line- BUND Karo ye PUNCTURE ki dukaan!! Kahaan kahaan tak baatein chali gayee- iss chhote se puncture shop ki?? Next I expected PM ManMohana!! But thank God he is too busy laying gas pipe from Iran!! And no body has yet told it to SONIA!!

I was so dismayed I was not able to hear what that doctor cop was actually saying!! The least I could hear was- why didn’t you wear a belt?? You are not properly dressed to start a busyness at MS!! The body below your belt is all visible!! OH GAAAAWD!! Some one just tell that doctor…gareeb manush- a puncture wala!! How will I afford a belt- leave alone the shining leather belt- I being a humble- hand to mouth fed puncture wala can’t afford a fata hua elastic to hold my pant!!

But that kasaayee (surgeon) doctor showed no mercy- he challaned me…sob sob!! Gareeb ki India mein koi nahi suntaa!! All the babus of MS are discussing about various pros and cons of BEST BUS but no one listening to this musibat ka mara Puncture wala !!

Gifts recieved worth not less then 5-8,000 MS money!! And me have spent around 5300 MS money. Every time I dekhoing them- I am tempted, I count the total MS money they are worth!! And I just wish- I wish and whine to find a CHOR BIZZARE at MS Land!!

And why not!! We have jets, helicopters, booze and what not every thing costing lot of MS money- so Chor Bizzare couldn’t be far away!! Pack your gifts and head for CHOR BIZZARE- me the Bade Miyaan or Bunty Bubbly eshtyle- selling it to some Kasam Galle ki” man!!

And its better than stealing, looting or lootiyaa dubaaying!! Just plain and simple bartering- gifts le lo- Paise de do!!

Or MS can help me coming out with some exchange offer!! Exchange only with MS money!! Then perhaps with that instant gain- I can start- feeder services to OMFISHER AIRLINES- ALOK TAKA TAK TAXI SERVICES- special feeder services to OMFISHER AIRLINES- the esteemed travellers OF Airways can be directly picked from their LOO, WORK STATIONS, BEDROOMS, CLINICS, SITES, LABS, OFFICIAL TOURS, CANTEENS and where not!! Just before anyone at your home and office knows you have vanished!! You comfortably reach to your apnaa very apnaa OF airways!!

Meet a shaayar owner and an OMI bhaiya promoter!! Doing the jhaadu, katkaa of newly own pride!!

They may and may not take you for ride!! If you are not taken for ride- you are saved!! And if OF owners take you for ride- you had it!! They can start with the lines- “shakal dekhi hai aayane mein” “ye muh aur masoor ki daal” “badaa aya pilane mein baithane- chal kat le patli gali se”  “ghar mein bhunji bhang nahi aur miyaan khoje taadi” “chal jaa muh dho ker aa” “chal be doon kya kaan ke niche? Tere dada bhi pilane per baithe hain kabhi” “kyun jaayega pilane per, teri ammaa ki shaadi hai?” “abbey bhootni ke ye tel se chalti hai pishaab se nahi- badaa aya pilane per baithane”

In short you will feel like rushing back to the place where you had been picked!! And ALOK TAKATAK SEVICES right there for you!! To and fro to OF AIRWAYS HANGAR JUST 100 MS MONEY!!

And with a promise of not letting any one know!! Whatever happened with you!! And you for sure (if you are not that shameless roach types) won’t share this with other MS members!! So every day my service has a new BAKRAA  to serve-

LONG LIVE OF AIRWAYS

Three Cheers for my TAKATAK TAXING

When there's a rose day why should be the thorns neglected who preserve the petals from evil hands. There should be a "THORN DAY" too. Just to show our true feelings for someone. Ofcourse people shall find it difficult. And the one who recieves will have a "oh so thorny feelings"!! When you are happy about recieving a rose, don't be sheepish about recieving thorns!! They bring you an honest and transparent opinion about your own self!! You can also gift thorns to person you wish to!! here is my list of thorns to gift   

With love to.....

MS' billi mausi....
and her obedient mouse

MS' overnight celebrity
and her "oh so sizzling" tantrums

MS' gentlemen
who in hurry denunciate crap for a distress call

MS' male chivalry
singing a "doodle" in unison

MS' big boss Jasmine
who deleted illustration from my profle
when i see illustrations at many others


Happy Thorn Day to all!!

dear friends

It gives me "greatanand" to announce the commencement of  "HATHI-UTSAV" starting "right here right now"
This UTSAV will reach to grand crescendo on 7th of APRIL 2008- when we will celebrate theJANAM-UTSAVof our beloved- "UDTAA HATHI"
 
This was the day when earth was blessed with a unique specy- FLYING ELEPHANT- the only and only one found on MSLAND- and till date no news have arrived of seeing another- UDTAA HATHI - from across the world-

People have seen multiple types of FLYING OBJECTS but never ever a FLYING ELEPHANT- and this makes the OCCASION more unique and worth celebrating!!

EVEN -The most celebrated KATERINA in US of A- saw FLYING CARS, FLYING TREES, FLYING CHADDIS, FLYING ROOFTOPS, FLYING MEN, FLYING CATTLE but never a FLYING ELEPHANT-

we are blessed that after - JESUS, GURU NAANAK and RAM, RAHIM, there's only one FLYING ELEPHANT ever seen on this earth and that too on MOUTHSHUT!!

During these festivals one can personally visit the MANDIR (address on request) where the great great great only only only000000001 and no one else- FLYING ELEPHANT blesses the portion of earth with droppings errrrrrr his home.

DEVOTEES are requested to go for his humble's blessing with PRASHAD of OM- those who don't follow shall suffer the wrath of FLYING KICKS!! an art in which our dear FLYING ELEPHANT is an expert!!

During the UTSAV one is supposed to dedicate as much gifts, diaries, reviews he or she can afford!! 

the UTSAV will SEE a grand finale with the gracious hands of our dear FLYING ELEPHANT on 7th of APRIL where he will perform a fabulous show of OM DANCE!! an art you would have never ever seen!! the more we get our great FLYING ELEPHANT high on OM better the OM dance!! so bring the PRASHAD generously!!


CELEBRATIONS ARE ON
you want the blessings
or flying kicks
the choice is solely yours!!

Its ajaan time for advertising community.
the Kumbh mela of media world is calling one and all to GOA
The colleague you vowed never to meet again
and the colleague who is thirsty for your blood since you last screwed them,
or your bumchum eight- nine years since then!!
the ace competitors,
the favorit rivals,
the hot production lady you always wanted to meet,
the tucchha director who robbed your budget,
the kakkads, the joshis, the pandeys,
the butts of practical advertising jokes,
the controversy kings and queens,
chances blow like a storm, to meet them once and more!!
The raunchy copywriters
The saucy client servicing executives
The sauve business development managers
The heavyweight account directors
The dream eyed planners
The sultry account executives
The finicky creative directors
The mada*s art directors
The rickety visualizers
The shrewd agency heads
have all left for GOA with bag baggage and extra quota of booze. Ofcourse they will be served heavy at fest!! But extra quota is to avoid coming back to senses...and getting a reminder of all that jobs, left high and dry!! in hurry and scurry of leaving for GOA!! And the clients who are busy sharpening their claws till they return!!
Those who are left behind could not get away from the traps set by their dear clients!!
Others have no sponsorers!! Me also one among the leftists!!
Did plan a fabulous presentation in Goa, coinsiding the festivals...grrrrrr to my luck!! presentation been postponed!! I have no option but to join the leftists!! To top it all my "makhi" has also landed up in Goa!! what the heck!!

my best and envious wishes to all those who have managed successfuly!!
though i wonder anyone here from advertising other than few i know!!

main toh raste se jaa raha tha
main toh bhel puri kha raha tha
main toh naina ladaa raha tha !!
raste se jaa raha tha, bhelpuri kha raha tha, naina ladaa raha tha!!

kuchh ko mirchi lagee toh main kya karoon ; )

Iss bhole bhaale nadaan bachche ko
soda maar maar ke jagaya!!

everything said and done
the last one week has made me see heartening friendship gestures from people i know at MouthShut!!
helmet to protect, 
deodrant to control the foul smell,
chocolate and juices to get well soon
earings for my wife
i shared it with her!! she was joyous and asked-
kahaan hain? kahaan hain?
i revealed its a virtual one darling....
she was furious
and hit back- bilkul tumhaare pyaar ki tarah?
and last but not the least
auspicious bamboo tree!!
and did i hear some people singing....logo na maaro isse?]

well all i can say now is 
friends here are special
and i am indeed overwhelmed 

for all those who have felt hurt and ridiculed!!
some of the posters we have been designing for the women's day celebration

these are from my "real" world