Caution :-
This is a severe stressor on the grey cells, a tongue twister for some and pure annihilation for a few others.

The after effects of this one, might leave a few proud, a few happy and a few in complete neurological imbalance.

Instructions :-
The rules are very, very, very, very complicated so I request all to pay very close attention to them:-

Ready?

Here goes:-

1. Write only in languages known to you – any language except English

2. Write a poem in languages known to you – any language except English

3. Write a complete prose, song, essay, story, document, anything in languages known to you - any language except English

4. Contestants who use only one or two words from a different language and write the rest in English are disqualified

5. Use only English alphabet to write this!

6. Most important – If any one says “you are speaking a language, I don’t understand..!!this is rude”
Say “Pffffffffffffffffffftttttt” back to them!!!!

7. Lastly Roach language is not allowed,.. Er! You say unfair..??
Hyok! Hyok! That’s the judge’s discretion!

The winner will be decided on only one criterion:-

The ones’ who come up with lines impossible to understand by anyone will be declared winner!!

Right!

Let’s start!

Ok!

1. I confess I am a logoleptic rat (like another member pointed out :) ).
I have an obsession for words; well-formed lines make me swoon :( :( :(

2. I confess I have no way of discovering new good writers anymore :( :( :(

3. I confess I can’t understand the sun rising or setting in any angle :( :( :(

4. I confess I make a lousy friend; all M2M’s which say “lets become friends” are returned back with a “GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL” :( :( :(

5. I confess Peeping Tom abandoned me, now my vision simply blurs every time I see “someone” giving “someone” a gift :( :( :(

6. I confess I still don’t understand cockroaches :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I am late

Rushing out of the house, sending a prayer to the traffic-god for an empty road today, I run into my neighbor.

She is a kind hearted lady though a bit of a chatterbox. Er., Did I say a bit? Make that a very big Bit. She fills me in about a charity event from her church and insists that I participate in it this Sunday.

.....I try to gently, ever so gently, tell her that I would love that as much as I would love getting malaria.
She just refuses to oblige me by taking hints.

And I am late

So mournfully I give in, hoping Sunday is a day I can tackle later.

I run down the stairs and SNAP! The straps on my 3-day old Metro heels give away!!
Grrrr! Wait till I write a review on Metro Shoes!

In lightening speed I run up the stairs and switch into another pair and rush back down ducking away from any other lurking friendly aunties.

And I am late.

I guess they also announced that on the radio; every cyclist born, targets me, all the trucks and maniac buses just pop in front of me. It is a cosmic revenge!!

And I am miserably late.

I walk into the office and my friend gives me a glare that could kill an anaconda
DAMN! I forgot we were supposed to color coordinate our dress today.
I smile limply at her, hoping she will pick a fight with me and I can talk her out of it. She gives me a frozen look and walks away.

Jesus! the “silent treatment”, this is gonna be tougher than I thought!

Well, I park it for the time being; need to “visually appear” in front the boss-man, to let him know that I exist.

Uh ho! Impromptu -Team Meeting!!!

I quietly slip myself in, hoping that he would think I was there all along!
But no! His voice booms “Thank you, Vibes, for gracing us with your presence, And yea! Good Afternoon to you too!”

20 heads turn to look at me.
I grin stupidly.

I just know what my appraisal is going to look like this year!

The marathon team meeting finally concludes.
Oh! You ask “what happened?”

Only that the hounds of hell are on our rear side and the only redemption is to create one trizillion excel reports!!
*groan*

You would think after all this, the saints above will finally give a girl a break?!!
Not so fast, my friend………….

I still have to face the cafeteria food!!!!! :( :(

Disclaimer – This is my prayer and customized only for me, not intended for anyone else, any resemblance is absolutely not true and should be taken with salt :)

1. I will not write poems – Amen

2. I will not preach to the world – Amen

3. I will not copy-paste from mails which I received 3 years back – Amen

4. I will not gossip..er Ok! – Amen!

5. I will not do a follow–up of a follow-up of a follow-up – Amen

6. I will not send bulletins reminding others of my earlier bulletins – Amen

7. I will not  write without making head or tail of what  I have written - Amen

8. I will try to understand cockroaches – No way, Father this is too much!!!!

 

I am bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried :-

1. Listening to Pehli Nazar for 750 times

2. I went for 17 coffee breaks and consumed 15 cups of coffee and 2 cups of tea

3. I have counted the exact number of panels on the false ceiling above me,

4. I have also made a profound discovery that when my hand moves at 60 degrees to the desk my chair creaks…..

5. I have texted all the known/ unknown friends I have ….My battery is dead!

And now I don’t know what to do ..Please help!

And the most “occupying” answer will receive a prize worth…er.., Mr. Faisal is there something worth 20 points?

 

I don't want to write a nasty diary!!
No Sir! I am definitely not cut out for that! 

I am an easy going gal with a nutty humour that's all....So what do I do when I am deliberately fogged?

So what do I do when I am so manipulated that I flung an unfair accusation at one of my best buddies on MS?

MS bought me lot of fun, I could write anything without waiting for an approval or edition by anyone….but now MS brings me a lot of grief!!
(I said I don’t like to be nasty, never said I won’t be melodramatic: D)

For all those, who are wondering what I am talking about..take a sneak peek into Jasmine’s latest diary..

Yesterday one of the lady members of the site spoke about how women here band together to something they believe in; I am now going to request you, my girl, band with me.
For I am seriously offended!! (Damn that sounded like Othello!)

We are on a democratic site, a site which stands for “freedom of speech”
And we love you for the way you are!
Lets not turn autocratic and stand for “I’ll do what I want with your profile page; Because I am the BOSS”

I never realized how hooked I was to MS until this morning. The first thing I did as I started my laptop was leap onto the MS site….

More enlightenment - Some of you have actually left me completely tongue-tied…!

(Quite a feat shutting up rattle-mouth Vibes!)

So I decided to dedicate more virtual stuff to show you my deepest appreciation.

Fe,
This one is for strumming us thru’ your hilarious reviews.

For a die-hard fan of Antonio from another (they don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Sigh!)

Song – El Mariachi
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=c8gYxguwLvc

Sudipto33,
Your analogies are incomparable…!!
Doc, Must try Jack Nicholson’s remedy for Adam Sandler on anger management :)

Song - I feel pretty
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7PIyIcCro

DismantleBrigade,
For all your quirky reviews, that always has me in splits!!

Yes Da Pink!!! :D:D:D

Song - Moulin Rouge
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=-Mp115afFIA&featur
e=related

Amateura
be,
For reading all my reviews and make me wanna write more and more…
You are the most precious for me.

Song -You’re the inspiration!
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=IAWzZNVV8B8

Veekey,
For the colorful diary and the tips on courting for men!!!!
..Only tip I can give ye..Remember “Da hips neva lie” *grins*

Song – Hips don’t lie
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=ygctbqBijFk

Spikeguard,
For sheer spirit! (And the ratings....!!! :):))
We love Nano! ..And a few cars like this as well! :)

Song - Tokyo Drift!
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=OxwPjrSSDzQ

Bluegrapes,
For your eye for detail!
Such narration and humor simply cannot go without a dedication

Song – True Colors
http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=IilVx_gr69c

I haven’t completely discovered all the writers; and as my path of enlightenment continues…more and more (unwanted) dedications will be liberally sent to all…:):):)

If I have dedicated a song that some of you don’t like…well hey I am the author, I have some authority over the script!!!!! :)