Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said.  Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when  you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.
 
'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'
 
Moral of the story
 
 
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2  
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........



P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
 

 

Regards,

Ritik D Dohiwala

George Bush & Abdul Kalam

 

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He

Asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to

Surround him with intelligent people.

 

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the

right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

 

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,

please answer this question:

 

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not

your brother or sister. Who is it?"

 

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"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

 

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

 

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

 

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice

to the test.

 

Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you

can answer a question for me."

 

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

 

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has

a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

 

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to

you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

 

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over

the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

 

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

 

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this

child is not your brother or your sister.

 

Who is it?"

 

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

 

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and

exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's

 

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Hi All,

India is really shinning by making tremendous progress in every field from industrial to Medicare but still one thing is lacking that is ENARGY INDEPENDACE which is very horrifying.....where are all IITians or Science scholars Please do R & D in field of Solar energy,Tidal energy,Wind Energy and most important alternative source for Petrol and diesel like Bio-fuel.

I wonder why all this scholars( IITians or Science scholars) are not working on this area
when Crude Oil Prices are all time high 100+ $ per berrel,which is the main coz of inflation across the world and specially in India, coz if India will become Petro independent Half of our GDP Revenue will be saved(which currently goes in to paying Petrol & diesel bills to OPEC countries).

Thnaks,
Ritik D Dodhiwala
09323028542

Hi friends,

 

 

Since June 18th, 1995, HRM has and continues to live only on sun energy and water. Occasionally, for hospitality and social purposes, he drinks tea, coffee and buttermilk.  Until now, he had three strict fastings, during which he had just sun energy and only water and was under the control and observation of various science and medical teams.

 

Click here for details

http://www.solarheal
ing.com/about.htm

 

Target: Embassies of Myanmar, in Washington DC and international
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Sign our petition to the Embassies of Myanmar, and urge them to do everything possible to enable the UN and humanitarian aid groups to reach the people of Myanmar immediately.

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Thanks in Advance.
Ritik D Dodhiwala

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER
anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..
At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

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MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? Confused?

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MAGIC #3

This is something pretty cool and neat...and
unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team,
including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this
happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

LORD MACAULAY`S ADDRESS TO THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT, 2 FEBRUARY, 1835 --
I have traveled across the length and breadth of India and I have not seen one person who is a beggar, who is a thief. Such wealth I have seen in this country, such high moral values, people of such calibre, that I do not think we would ever conquer this country, unless we break the very backbone of this nation, which is her spiritual and cultural heritage, and, therefore, I propose that we replace her old and ancient education system, her culture, for if the Indians think that all that is foreign and English is good and greater than their own, they will lose their self-esteem, their native culture and they will become what we want them, a truly dominated nation
The quote is usually referenced as ?gMacaulay, British Parliament, 1835??. In that year, Macaulay was actually in India, though other oft-quoted speeches by him on the same subject had indeed been delivered in Parliament, but in 1833.

Macaulay?fs 1835 speech in British Parliament,

I do not think we would ever conquer this country (India), unless we break the very backbone of this nation, which is her spiritual and cultural heritage, and, therefore, I propose that we replace her old and ancient education system, her culture, for if the Indians think that all that is foreign and English is good and greater than their own, they will lose their self-esteem, their native self-culture and they will become what we want them, a truly dominated nation.
At that time British were rulers and they wanted to rule India at any cost, and they found out the way

unless we break the very backbone of this nation, which is her spiritual and cultural heritage and they succeeded. They made us enemies of our own people, culture and states. Divide and rule was their policy they adapted.

But now they are gone, gone for Good, Still we have not learnt from our own mistakes, for the last 50 Plus years. unfortunatly we followed their foot steps.

Macaulay?fs 1835 speech in British Parliament

have been to A-4 bus from Ghatkopar to flora fountain. I found Air condition system of the bus was not working so i ask conductor to give me Ticket of Non-A/c bus fare.But rude conductor told me to get down.
 It is not fault of conductor but I do not know why Most of the time Air conditions of BEST buses are not working or working very slow almost no effect.why BEST authority is not taking any actions to make sure all A/cs are functioning properly.if they are not capable of doing that then why don't they stop A/c Bus service.so a common man can't be cheated.
 If in Mumbai's(Financial capital of india) Govt buses has this condition than what to say about any State Transport cooperation.

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save animals and strays in kerala.......urgent.... sign this..save animals and strays in kerala.......


plz sign this petition it is aginst the barbaric killing of stray dogs,rabbits,Turtles(ol
ive-ridleys) in kerala ...plz send it to max. friends

http://www.thepetitionsite.
com/1/boycott-kerala-tourism-to
-save-animal-slaughter


paste following in comments section

Animals are always useful to balance ecology.Today u kill animal Marcy lessly,tomorrow u will get killed by some Unknown Natural calamity such as Tsunami or earth quack.Because every animal which got killed which automatically release curse which leads to earth quack.

sign this..save animals and strays in kerala

Regards,
Ritik D.Dodhiwala