Getting bored? Wish to get more? Read on! :)

1. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

2. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

3. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

5. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

7. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

8. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

9. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space, My sanctuary"

Going through the 'Latest 50 Diary Posts' forum. I was searching for a small or a detailed description of the IPL 2008. Though, RSD had written something on it, This is entirely a different post. If you are interested in knowing about it, ReaD oN!

What is IPL?
The IPL is a remade coloured sketch of cricket made by the BCCI to glamourize and internationalize the game called Cricket in form of the latest in-thing called the T20. The fun begins tonight at 18:30 Hours [GMT +5:30] only on Set Max.

The Teams:

Mumbai - Mukesh Ambani [Mumbai Indians]
Bangalore - Vijay Mallaya  [Royal Challengers]
Hyderabad - Deccan Chronicle [Deccan Chargers] 
Chennai - India Cements [Super Kings]
Delhi - GMR Infrastructure [Dare Devils]
Mohali - Preity Zinta [Kings XI Punjab]
Kolkata - Shahrukh Khan [Knight Riders]
Jaipur - Emerging media [Rajhasthan Royals]

What will actually happen?
Each team will play the other seven teams home and away , the top four teams at the end of the group stages will proceed through to the semi finals. And the winner team will get a Prize money of Rs. 6 Crores.

Temporary Schedule: [ 3 Day ]

18th April 2008 - Bangalore Vs. Kolkata

19th April 2008 - Mohali Vs. Chennai
                         - Delhi Vs. Jaipur

20th April 2008 - Kolkata Vs. Hyderabad
                         - Mumbai Vs. Bangalore

For more precise schedules, Refer -> http://in.sports.yahoo.com/cri
cket/ipl/fixtures-results.html<
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The stage is set, Let the game begin~ So, which TEAM are you supporting? 8)

PS: Source thing, Wikipedia.

"Proof for 3=2  from Ramanujam's diary!"


Ramanujam's proof!!.... can u find any flaws??

Can U Prove 3=2??

This seems to be an anomaly or whatever u call in mathematics.

It seems, Ramanujam found it but never disclosed it during his life time

and that it has been found from his diary.

See this illustration:

-6 = -6

9-15 = 4-10

adding 25/4 to both sides:

9-15+(25/4) = 4-10+(25/4 )

Changing the order

9+(25/4)-15 = 4+(25/4)-10

(this is just like : a square + b square - two a b = (a-b)square. )

Here a = 3, b=5/2 for L.H.S and a =2, b=5/2 for R.H.S.

So it can be expressed as follows:

(3-5/2)(3-5/ 2) = (2-5/2)(2-5/ 2)

Taking positive square root on both sides:

3 - 5/2 = 2 - 5/2

3 = 2

ANY FLAWS?? :D

 

Two guys go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.

The first guy turns to the second and says, "You've got to go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," says the other guy. "Just hurry!"

Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second guy.

Exasperated and starving, the first
guy digs into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, the second guy pops out from behind a rock and yells, "THATS IT!!! I knew it....now I'm not going!"



PS: Did you laugh?

Well, I have observed some of the advantages you are offered with a diary post:

1. Diary post do not have creepy ratings. Doesn't matter how bad or how much crap do you produce with your thoughts.

2. Diary posts require low page load time. They don't posses advertisments. Wish whole MS was this way. or, They are more accessible to anyone.

3. Diary post's comments only give you a 2 point less (per comment), and give a good place for chatting and instant messaging. Which was missing on MS for all the time.

4. Diary post's comments can be edited as well as deleted, So, total remodelling is possible. Same with the posts as well. They can be deleted too!

5. Diary post is a good way of quick expression, No need of searching a proper topic or grade under which you need to certufy your writup!

6. These can be divided into selfmade folders, according to their face content.

7*. Diary's are a kewl way for screwing and accusing someone for nothing. :D

8. They have humor, thoughts, news everything a site needs to be updated every second!

*Applicable for some.
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Could only think 8 advantages. Does anybody know any more?

Not a real test though ;)

A quick test of intelligence. Don't cheat!  Because if you did, the test would be no fun. I promise, there are no tricks to the test.
 
Read this sentence:
 
               FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
               SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
               IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
               THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
 
 
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence.  Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.
 
See below...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 ANSWER:
 
There are six F's in the sentence.  If you found two then you are a person with below average intelligence. One of average intelligence finds three of them.  If you spotted four you're above average.  If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.  If youcaught six, you are a genius.  There is no catch.  Many people forget the "OF"'s.  The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's. Pretty weird, huh?

Well, These are some real stupid questions which people tend to ask in quite usual situations.

PS: The following is an e-mail article. Please do not blame me if the information you read is changed from what you have read before or it is the same.

1.At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends.

Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs soI thought I'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

or,

Well its sunday today and didn't you know i sell tickets in black on sundays! C'mon I told you the previous time??

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.

Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia....why don't you try again or should I try this time."

3.At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks.

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good?
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5.At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years.

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.When a friend announces her/his wedding, and you ask.

Stupid Question:-Is the guy / gal you're marrying good?
Answer:-No, he/she is a miserable wife-beating/nagging insensitive lout..it's just the money.

7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

or.

No, I was actually doing a research on xatu tribe of South Africa. I was trying to find out whether they sleep or not. What did you think, I was sleeping? Nah!

8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair

Stupid Question:-Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding...................

9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth

Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks.

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle It was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Well, If MS has given a 'DIARY' feature.. I can write as much as my waste thoughts / stolen thoughts and all the creepy mind solutions in here..

So, to begin..7 bad thoughts :) .. Here you go..

1. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

2. As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.

3. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

4. No matter in which direction you ride, its always uphill and against the wind.

5. The road to success... Is always under construction.

6. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

7. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

PS: I am not to be held responsible for wasting your time, It were your eyes who made you read the above substance ;)

After some years of continuous and not-so-continuous use of mouthshut for purchasing and following the products, I can see MS is changing.. And, yes.. The change is pretty good :).

From my screen I see a number of new categories in the new Dashboard section! It is more or less looking like a communtiy portal such as hikut and bigadda... And, it is really lookiN kOoL!..

Invent^