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Posted on Nov 06, 2009 under General
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Posted on Nov 05, 2009 under General
Sain: - Yes, you are right. My name is also Arindam, but the only difference is that his name is Arindam Mitra and my surname is Sain. It is very easy to pronounce my surname. Just omit the word ‘Baba’ from the word ‘Sainbaba’. Genelia: - Uff, you are such a funny character. What for you have come here? Sain: - Arindam requested me to act as a moderator between you and him. Genelia: - You are a moderator or a broker, uuh…You know nothing about our relations. He requested me for the first date only. Sain: - Ya, ya, I know that. He created a profile in Jeevansathi.com to find a life partner. But, the problem is that, he never specified any religion for his life partner, but now the problem is that you are Christian. Your name is Genelia Modi, but Modi surname is of Hindu religion only. Genelia: - uff…you are asking questions like Arindam only. See, my parents were Hindu when they got married. Both of them are from Gujarat only. Later, my dad got a job posting in Kochi and gradually, all of us got converted to Christian religion to earn more money. Every month, we get around 8,000 bucks from the Church, as we have converted to Christian. But, we are Hindu by heart only. We go to temple also during Hindu festivals. Sain: - You are in Hyderabad now; as you are doing a job in a reputed MNC. That is okay, but why don’t you eat meats? You are a pure vegetarian and Arindam Mitra is a non-vegetarian. Bengali people cannot live without eating fish curries and Chicken items. Genelia: - What is your problem? If I don’t like to eat meats, then why should I eat it? If Arindam does not want to marry me, it is fine, but you better don’t tease me like that. Sain: - Do you think that I am a fool to come here and talk to you? I am not a broker, but I am a good friend of Arindam. You people fought with each other in all your three dates, but, the fact is that both of you love each other. I know that there are many differences between you and him, but still I will say that both of you are made for each other. Yesterday, Arindam slapped you in anger and that is why, he is feeling ashamed to come in front of you. He brought me here to seek an apology on his behalf. Please forgive him, dear. Genelia:- Ok, ok, you don’t have to do those dramabaaji. Already, I have read all your blogs in Mouthshut website. You are expert in writing dialogues. Maybe, one day, you will write your 500th diary posts also. Let me tell you one thing that, I also love Arindam. Actually, yesterday, it was my fault. I just told him rude words out of my emotions, as he told me to marry some other guy. He also slapped me out of emotions only. Where is my Arindam? Where is he? Sain: - He he he…your Arindam Mitra is hiding behind that tree. Can you see him? He is wearing that black stripped shirt today also. He does not know how to wash his clothes, that is why; he wears the same shirt and pant twice or thrice a week. Please use a handkerchief, if you get a bad smell from his clothes, he he he… Genelia: - Just shut up, Sain. Don’t worry, after our marriage, I will take care of his shirts and pants. I know how to use Surf Excel or Ariel. ************************* r> Sain: - Thank God, at least, you people have made a settlement. I am not a bad moderator after all. Arindam: - Thanks bro, for your help. Without your support, I would have never got back Genelia. Genelia: - But, Sain, don’t you have a girlfriend, I really don’t believe it. Arindam: - No, actually, he is looking for a traditional, sweet and conservative girl, because his first love was a village girl and he wants a village girl to be his life partner only. Genelia: - Ei, Sain, why don’t you come to Kochi? There, in a nearby village, there is a girl, Saritha, who is my youngest uncle’s daughter. She fits in your criteria. Arindam: - I will marry her in Kochi and then again in Hyderabad, with Hindu rituals. After marriage, her name will be Mrs. Genelia Mitra only.
Sain:- He he he...See the fun, "AJAB ARINDAM WEDS GAJAB GENELIA".
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Posted on Nov 05, 2009 under General
Arindam: - Oh! I have applied for those job requirements earlier also. Rajesh: - So, have you received any calls from them? Arindam: - No, I have not received any calls. Rajesh: - What about you, Suresh? Suresh: - Ya, I am getting lots of calls, but from the Job consultancies, not directly from the companies. Rajesh: - Wow, that is great. Karan: - Nothing is great in it. It is more frustrating for us. Every time, these consultancy people will call us for some open positions and then they will take some Essay-writing or Aptitude Tests. After that, they will declare the results. If we are shortlisted, then they will forward our resumes to the companies. Baash, the entire process ends there. At a later stage, if you ask them about the recruitment status; they will simply say, ‘We will revert back to you very shortly or maybe latest by tomorrow’. But, that tomorrow never comes. Arindam: - Ya, ya, I will agree to your statement. See, at least there are some big companies like Thomson Reuters, Deloitte, and Google, whose HR people are good. If your profile is not matching with their requirement, they will simply let you know by email or by SMS. We really appreciate their courtesy. But, the HR managers of other companies are just bullshits. They only know how to give big lectures, full of craps. Rajesh: - The job roles of HR managers are like that only. There is no point in wasting time about arguing about their job roles. At present, you people just concentrate on getting a new job by any means. If the consultancy wants more money from you people, do not hesitate to give them the money. Suresh: - Arrey babah, we don’t hesitate to give them money. But the problem is elsewhere. The consultancy people are not the Genie of Aladin Chatterjee that they will create new jobs within 24 hours. They also have many constraints and the entire procedure is very complicated and hectic. Rajesh: - Ok, I understand that. But, never stop or get demoralized if you are not getting any job. Keep on applying for jobs through online jobsites like Monster, Naukri and Timesjobs. Arindam: - That is just a waste of time. We hardly get any response, after applying for jobs, through these job portals. Oho, I forgot to tell you people that nowadays, a trend has come up, especially from the Marathi uneducated tribal people. If you are applying for a job in any MNC and that job posting is in Mumbai, then it is specifically written in the website that for this job requirement, only local candidates can apply. Rajesh: - Ya, these Marathi people are very communal and racist. They are famous worldwide for that. Karan: - Not only in Mumbai, these things are taking place. In other cities also, they are partial about it. Maybe, they are not mentioning it formally in their website, but in the recruitment process, they are selecting the local candidates only. Suppose, if you are from Hyderabad and you are applying for a post in Pune, they will never call you for an interview also. But, a Pune candidate will easily get a interview call with much lower profile and skills than you. And just forget about Mumbai; the moment they will see your name in your CV, they will get to know that you are a non-Marathi, so, you are not fit for that job requirement in the first place. Rajesh:- Arrey, just look at me. How have I cracked the job in Mumbai and that too in a MNC? I just customized my resume, that’s all. I mentioned a fake residential address of Mumbai in my resume, while applying for that job requirement in Mumbai. As a net result, I was selected, because that Marathi HR lady regarded me as a local candidate of Mumbai only. If HR managers are smart, then you need to be smarter to fool them in the final lap only. Arindam: - Are you sure that these companies don’t ask for any local address proofs? Rajesh: - Not at all, my friend. So, just relax and follow my strategies, whenever you are applying for a job requirement, which is for "LOCAL CANDIDATES ONLY".
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Posted on Nov 04, 2009 under General
Grandpa: - Ki dadu bhai, aajkaal khub style maarcho dekhchi….kaal rather mela tey giye ei goggles ta kinecho bujhi…at this age only, rockbaaji karcho, dadu bhai… Arindam: - Oho, dadu, you don’t know anything. I am not wearing this sunglass for style. Amar ‘Joy Bangla’ hoyechey, which is why; ami sunglass taah porechi. ****************************
** Arindam: - ha ha ha…. Satinath: - hey, what happened, boss? Why are you laughing? Arindam: - No, nothing at all. Actually, something came into my mind. You know, when I was a kid; once I had an infection in my eyes. For that reason, I wore a sunglass and my grandpa was just pulling my legs, he he he… Daalia: - It’s ok, Arindam da. Wearing sunglasses is not a bad thing at all. Do you people know that the doctor has prescribed me to wear sunglasses? Recently, I am facing some problems, when I walk on the streets on a bright sunny day. The heat of the sun is somehow affecting my retina. Doctor told me to use branded sunglasses of ‘Ray-ban’. Satinath: - ‘Ray-ban’ sunglasses are very costly, boss. If you can afford it, then surely you can go for it. Manoj: - But, Arindam, maybe, you will not agree to me. Nowadays, wearing sunglasses has become a fashion, especially in South India. Satinath: - arrey babah, South Indian people are famous for wearing sunglasses only. Just look at any South Indian Heroes. They always wear a sunglass. Arindam: - The biggest example is Rajanikanth of Tamil Nadu. In every film, you will find him wearing the sunglass with great style and uttering the dialogue, ‘Ei, Anna Rascala’. Just go and watch any film of Rajanikanth, you will never visit any Gemini Circus or Apollo Circus show in your locality. Daalia: - This is not fair; Arindam da. You are now making fun of those sunglasses. By the way, Rajanikanth is such a good actor. Arindam: - Arrey, I also like the acting of Rajanikanth, but his style of wearing the sunglasses really adds masala to his movies. It is not so easy to copy Rajanikanth, he he he… Manoj: - See, this trend has come recently. Earlier, the South Indian heroes never used to wear sunglasses. They had no moustache; they preferred back-brushing hairstyles. All those heroes used to play the romantic roles. Later on, Malayalam movies started making action movies based on their martial arts. Then, all heroes started keeping moustache, long hairs, and a stylish sunglass and after that, the trend of terrific action films started in South Indian film industry. Satinath: - There is a very bad impact of it. Many people are not aware of the fact that wearing non-branded sunglasses can cause infections in their eyes. Oi meyeder saamney style maarbo, aar tarpor infection hoy jaabe, that is not accepted, boss. In Hyderabad, there are many students, who ride their bike in the evening, while wearing sunglasses. As a net result, many accidents take place. Even, celebrities wear sunglasses at night to show their glamour in the party, but that is indirectly affecting their vision of the eyes. Manoj: - Ya, I agree to your point, but if you have some problem in one eye; then you can wear a sunglass for 24 hours; as Mr. Karunanidhi does. Do you people know that after the release of the film ‘DON’ of Shahrukh Khan, the sales of sunglasses went up by 17% throughout the world? In every fashion shows, models walked the ramp following the ‘DON’ theme of Shahrukh Khan by wearing a sunglass and with the background music of ‘Main hoon DON’. Daalia: - Look boss, whether you accept it or not, but the real fact is that if you wear a sunglass that really fits with your face cutting, then you really looks stylish and glamorous. When our Big B wears a sunglass, he just looks superb. Arindam da is laughing at Rajanikanth’s sunglasses, but go and see his profile pictures at Facebook or Orkut, he is also wearing a sunglass…uuh… Arindam: - aaah….abaar ami kano ? Yeah, I also wear sunglasses. Hyderabad mein bahut dhoop hai …that is why, I wear it sometimes. After all, how can you ignore the “STYLISH SOUTH INDIAN SUNGLASSES”?
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Posted on Nov 04, 2009 under General
Saptarshi: - Ei jeh dada, ball taah paas deen…edikey edikey…pass deen dada… Arindam: - Ei, what are you doing here? Why are you kicking at my cot? It is not your football ground. You are in our room and now it is 2.30 AM. Just go to sleep. Your bed is there. Saptarshi: - Oho, my bed is there naah…I thought that I am in the football playground. ************************
** Saptarshi: - Hey dude, I think that the interest for this loan will be increased to 5.5% from 4.5%. Arindam: - dhaath teri ki…now it is 3.30 AM, and you are saying about the interest rate…Ei, you are not in your office now. Just go to sleep. Baccha: - Arrey, Sain, this Saptarshi has a bad habit of speaking in dreams. ************************
Navneet: - So, how you people have enjoyed the ‘Teachers’ whisky party at your flat? Prady: - Everything was fine, but Saptarshi was in a rocking mood yesterday night. You had better ask Sain and Baccha about it. Arindam: - Arrey, babah, I have never seen such a funny boy in my life. He was running inside the room in his sleep. He started kicking the cot, as if he is kicking a football. Where does he work? Is he working in any financial services based company? Navneet: - Ya, ya, he is working in a financial services based company only. Why? What happened? Baccha: - ha ha ha…Saptarshi was mentioning that the interest rates of loan will be increased, he he he…Maybe, he was discussing about it with his colleague in the office, sometimes back. In his dreams also, he was seeing that same scenes. Navneet: - Yeh toh kuch bhi nahi hai. He lives in our PG only. He stayed at your house for one night to enjoy the daaru party. In our house, on every night, he will run inside the room in his sleeping mode. One night, he opened the main door and started walking in the corridor. Then, we controlled him at that point. Arindam: - babah, it is very dangerous, yaar. In his sleep, he will open the main door and the thieves will stole all the valuable things, he he he…I think that in future, his wife will handcuff him with the cot, so that he can never walk in his sleeping mode. But, the funniest thing is that, how can a human being walk in his dreams, where his eyes are totally closed? Prady: - In Bengali, there is a term called ‘Nishi Daak’. It is a kind of a ghost. That ghost will call you at night and you will respond to that. You will start following that ghost, while your eyes are closed. I think that some bad soul or ghost is playing fool with him. Soumesh: - dhaath…naa naa…serokom kichu noy…actually, it has a scientific reason behind it. See, our brain has two types of minds. One is conscious mind and another is unconscious mind. Sometimes, this unconscious mind totally dominates over the conscious mind and that is why; you cannot even feel that you are sleeping. You will just act physically, according to the actions that you are doing in your dreams. It is just a kind of a neurological disorder, which needs a steady and controlled psychotherapy from a well-reputed experienced psychiatrist; otherwise, it can lead to severe problems, as the person will grow older. Sometimes, these kinds of symptoms can pave the way for creating multi-personality in your character. Arindam: - Wow, this is a funny case, but it can’t be ignored at all. Persons all around the world, who have the bad habit or symptom of walking in sleeping mode, should consult a neurological-surgeon or psychiatrist to avoid any further problems in future. These kinds of people should never take the ‘IDEA’ mobile connection; otherwise, I don’t know what will happen to them. They will start walking in their sleeping mode, with their mobile sets and if you ask them, they will say in their sleep only that, “WALK WHILE YOU SLEEP.”
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Posted on Nov 03, 2009 under General
Sujit: - What can I do in this regard? If your parents are looking for a groom for you, then what can I do? Go and marry that boy, if you want. Manisha: - Are you crazy or what? We are having this relation for past 2 years and when I am requesting you to marry me, you are reacting like this. What is your problem, Sujit? Don’t you love me? Sujit: - I love you dear. But, try to understand my problems? My job is not at all secure. My salary is not so good to go for a marriage. Our company is not doing profits now. Anytime, they can go for lay-offs in the name of management restructuring. Manisha: - So what? I am earning a good salary. My job is secure in this PSU Bank. Both of us will look after the family. It will not be a problem. You just tell your parents about me, please, dear. Sujit: - I have not told you earlier, but let me tell you very frankly that my parents do not want their daughter-in-law to do any job or service. They want their daughter-in-law to be a perfect homemaker. Not only have that, you also have to cut off your paternal surname from your full name. Your name is Manisha Roy and my name is Sujit Sen. So, after marriage, your name cannot be Manisha Roy Sen, but it has to be only Mrs. Manisha Sen. Manisha: - Sujit, my dear, look at me. Sujit, this is 21st century, dear. How can you talk like a boy of 1970’s or so? Look at my eyes; I am your Manisha only, whom you have loved for the past 2 years. I am your girlfriend, dear. Sujit: - There is no point in trying to be so much romantic. See, this is Indian society; a wife is earning more salary than her husband is not good at all. People will make a mockery of it. They will laugh at me because as a male, I am earning less than you and I am very much dependant on you. It will be a shame for me. And by the way, in our family, there is not a single woman who works in a corporate after getting married. Even, my younger sister has resigned from her job, after her marriage. Manisha: - That time it was different, Sujit. Sorry, Sujit, I cannot compromise in these things. I am a feminist. I love to be self-dependant. Getting married to a man, does not mean that a woman will always be dependent on him. My parents have also provided me good education and they had a dream that their daughter will one day make them proud by becoming a doctor, engineer, etc. I think that I should get married to that man, who will really treat me as a human being. It is feasible for us to go for a break-up. Sujit: - Yes, I also want that. We love each other very much, but somehow, our cultural think-tank is not fit for our married life and you should appreciate the fact that prevention is better than cure. You get married to a good man and don’t worry about me, I will surely marry a girl, who will be a perfect homemaker for me. I don’t want a hi-fi, ultra-modern, too much educated, feminist and careerist woman as my life partner. Wish you best of luck for your married life. ****************************
Arindam: - My goodness; so, this is the entire story of your break-up. Ya, after seeing your status in Facebook as single, I was thinking that maybe, Sujit has shown his real character to you. Anyway, thanks for inviting me to your engagement party. But, in November 2009, I will be in Hyderabad only. Maybe, I can attend your marriage in January 2010, as I will be in Kolkata at that time. Manisha:- Hey, Arindam, do you think that I have done the right thing by going for the break-up? Arindam:- Manisha, there is nothing wrong or right in it. Every individual has its own viewpoints about their life. Their family background, social status and the environment, where they have grown up creates their personality or character. Maybe, in this case, Sujit was fit for you as a boyfriend only, but not as a husband. I also hail from a middle-class family, where my think-tank is also 90% similar to that of Sujit. But, I can’t help it, boss. This is life and you have to accept that. The problem is that everyone asks the same question, “WHY SHOULD I COMPROMISE?” and at the end of the day, there is a break-up or divorce. Out of the two, one partner has to compromise more to sustain that relationship.
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Posted on Nov 03, 2009 under General
Mohanty: - Oh! They are coming to serve the dinner. I really like the hospitality of Rajdhani Express. Sahoo: - Yeah, I also like it; but, suddenly, why the train has stopped here? I cannot see any big platform here. There is only a small platform and the name of this place is Banshtala. Mohan: - Maybe, it is due to that red signal only. Chediah: - Hey, you people are in our area. Just get down from this compartment. You can have your dinner outside this train only. Moriah: - There are no passengers inside the train now. Just break all the window glasses and the seats of every compartment. Hey, Suku, just write there on that compartment that we want our leader Mahato to be released by the Bango government; otherwise, our revolt will not stop. Write the sentence with the human blood only. ********************* Nita: - Hello viewers, you are watching the NDTV news. You can see the condition of this Bhubaneswar-Rajdhani Express. The Maoists have taken the passengers as hostages and all the seats and window glasses have been broken to pieces. The Home Ministry has given the confirmation that a special train is already on its way to do the rescue work for these passengers. All the passengers are now safe and the Maoists have fled in the darkness towards the Jhargram forest areas. *********************** Arindam: - Uff, really, it is so disgusting. Every day, you switch on your TV set and you will get news of Maoist attacks. This UPA government is unable to tackle these Maoists, then how will they tackle the Pakistani and Chinese terrorists? Prakash: - Boss, it is just a game of politics. The conditions of Maoists are like the Taliban of Afghanistan. Communism led the creation of Maoists in India and the tribal people got interested in this group, because the Indian Government was always neglecting them. Arindam: - but, at present, the government is focusing more on rural and tribal sectors to create domestic micro-financial markets in India. Ok, if I also assume that, the Indian Government has failed to improve their conditions; that does not mean that these Maoists will kill innocent people. There is no difference between a Maoist and an Al-Qaeda terrorist. Prakash: - babah, you are not seeing the other side of it. Several political parties always used them to gain votes. In Andhra Pradesh, that Telangana issue was like a hot cake for several parties. Chattishgarh and Jharkhand came into existence to get votes from the local tribal people only. What to say about your West Bengal state? Both Mamata and Buddhadev are throwing mud at each other. Arindam: - When Siddhartha Shankar Roy was in power, these CPI (M) people utilized the Maoists to gain majority votes in the villages. Now, maybe, Mamata is utilizing the Maoists. Otherwise, you can check the pages of Indian history; it is the first time that a Rajdhani Express is train jacked. The CRPF and the Railway people were involved in this plan also, after all; Mamata is the Railway Minister. Prakash: - There is no proof about that. But, yes, for these incidents, we have to point fingers at the Railway Minister only. What is the guarantee that these Maoists do not have any connection with the deadly terrorist outfits? Arindam: - “WHO IS FUNDING THE MAOISTS”? That we also do not know, but still whoever is doing it is just a fool, because the Maoists can backfire them only, which will ultimately result into a political turmoil like what happened in Nandigram village areas.
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Posted on Nov 02, 2009 under General
Arindam: - Hello viewers, today in our episode of ‘Wine with Arindam’ program, we have invited a senior freelance financial advisor of our Indian Finance Ministry. His name is Mr.Sain. Sir, welcome to our show. Thanks for coming here. Mr.Sain:- Well, Arindam, if you don’t mind, then can we first have a sip of this red wine. Cheers. Arindam: - Cheers, Sir. Sir, our viewers are very much interested to know about the new policy regarding the dowry system in India. You have made a proposal to our Indian Government that this dowry system can help in earning more revenues. Mr. Sain: - Of course, yes. Why not? See, it is not that the Indian Government has not tried to stop this dowry system, by taking strict action of laws. But, people never faced any problem. In North India, especially in Bihar state, a groom gets a huge amount of money as a dowry. The Policemen just arrest a groom to get some good amount of bribes and bail-out money. As a net result, the money of dowry is getting distributed among different people of the society only. So, now, we have decided to bring that money to our government revenues to stabilize our financial market. Arindam: - But, how is this possible? Mr. Sain: - It is very simple. Suppose, let me assume that after one year down the line, at the age of 28 or 29 years, you will get married to a sweet girl. Now, you are a B-TECH graduate as well as a MBA guy, with a good decent job. So, your parents may charge a dowry of around 5 lacs INR, let me assume that. Suppose that you are going to marry my younger sister. So, as an elder brother, I need to pay you 5 lacs rupees. As per the new policy, the person who is taking the dowry will have to pay 50% tax to the Government on the amount of dowry he or she has received. Arindam: - Ha ha ha…what a joke? How will the Income Tax Officer get to know that I have taken a dowry of 5 lacs? Mr.Sain:- This is India, boss. Here, if you buy a TV-Set from a shop also, the shop-owner will tell the Income-Tax officer that this person has taken this TV-set at this price. Based on your purchasing power, we will have a rough idea or estimation of your income level. If we find anything fishy, we will surely track you and one day, we will raid your house. And are you not aware of the fact that nowadays, if you gift any object, whose price is more than 50,000 bucks, taxes will be charged on it. But, in our new policy, it is slightly different. Here, the person who will give dowry to you will get the tax exemption up to 40% of the amount that he has given. Arindam: - What for you will give this tax exemption to the dowry givers? Mr.Sain:- Because of this tax exemption, they will always provide us the exact amount, what they have paid to the groom as dowry. So, it will become easy for us, to deduct the exact tax from the income of dowry takers. Arindam: - You are earning the revenues at the end of the day by playing this game of tax deductions and exemptions. Mr.Sain:- Not only, we are earning the revenues, but also we are discouraging the dowry takers. Now, as per our new policy, a dowry taker will be exempted from that 50% tax charged on the dowry amount, if he invests 70% of the total dowry amount in any Medical or Pension scheme insurance cover for his wife, where the nominees will be only his sons or daughters, but not himself. Arindam: - Hmm…it is better not to take any dowry at all to avoid these Income Tax officers’ harassments. For your new policy implementation, I think that “DOWRY TAKERS WILL BECOME THE HIGHEST TAX PAYERS OF INDIA”. Anyway, thanks for coming to our show. Viewers, we will see you again later. Till then, take care and Good Bye.
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Posted on Oct 23, 2009 under General
Prakash:- Ei, just switch on the TV set. Tonight, there is the final match of T-20 Champions League.
Sudip:- Oh, the match has already started. NSW team has already lost one wicket. Hey, look there, the Telugu Hero 'Venkatesh' is also watching the match. I liked his film 'Anari', where he played the role of a servant and the heroine was Karishma Kapoor. There was a sweet song in that film, 'Phoolon sa chehra tera..'
Rahul:- Yeah, he is enjoying the match at the Hyderabad stadium. Look at Lalit Modi. He is in a jovial mood tonight. This man really never gets tired, while communicating with different types of people. Maybe, that is why, he comes out with new ideas, because he always participate in informal discussions.
Arindam:- T & T bowlers are really bowling well, tonight. There is nothing in this pitch, but still they have tightened the scores of NSW team.
Sudip:- Wow, just look at that shot. Brett Lee is on fire. He is hitting sixes with superb power. The captain of T & T team, Mr. Darren Ganga is feeling tensed now. Again, Brett Lee has hitten a six. This was the 5th one.
Prakash:- T & T bowlers are bowling full pitched ball, and Brett Lee is capitalizing on that by swinging his arms. But, T & T fielders are really doing good fielding tonight.
Arindam:- NSW have scored only 159 runs. T & T will chase it very easily. Now, it is a break time. Let us have our dinner and after that we will watch the batting of T & T team.
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Rahul:- Wow, Brett Lee is on fire today. He has bowled Perkins. Actually, it is the fault of Perkins only. He played the shot, as if he is playing in slog overs.
Arindam:- Oh!, Gilchrist is also watching the match. Oooh...see that beauiful lady. She is Sania Mirza, the tennis star of Hyderabad. She is also present inside the Rajib Gandhi Stadium. Oh! Shit, this 19 year old batsman, Barath is also out. He is a good player, and surely, he will get a chance in the West Indies Team.
Sudip:- Not only Barath, there are many other players in this T & T team, who deserve a place in the West Indies Team.
Prakash:- ehey, these T & T players are just throwing their wickets. Stuart Clarke and Brett Lee is really bowling well today. I don't think that T & T team will win this match.
Arindam:- Arrey, wait, Polllard is still there. He is the man who can hit huge sixes. He has surpassed Duminy, for hitting highest number of sixes in this T-20 Champions League. Oh! No, this S. Ganga has just played a bad shot.
Sudip:- Ahaaa...Pollard was playing well. He is also out now. Babah re babah...this player, Henriques was a super flop for Kolkata Knight Riders Team, and now he has taken one of the superb catches of this tournament.
Rahul:- But, you people have noticed one thing? All the clubs from other countries have players from their nationality only. There are no foreign players. That is the reason, why these teams have good unity and there are no ego problems within the players to hamper the entire performance of the team. Maybe, that is one of the main reasons, why, no Indian team has performed well in this tournament.
Prakash:- Hmm...well, NSW Team has won the final match. He he he, there are many players in the T & T team, who are of Indian origin, but their name are of hybrid nature. For example, Dave Mohammed, Ravi Rampaul, Darren Ganga and Sherwin Ganga...he he he...
Arindam:- I am feeling very sad, as I was supporting T & T team only. I don't like the Australians. But, still they have played well and they deserve the trophy. My goodness, ICC have so much prize money for them. Semi Finalist Teams got 0.5 million USD, Runners-up team got 1.3 million USD and the champion team got 2.5 million USD. Really, in the coming years, no one will play cricket for their nation. They will only play IPL and T-20 matches, as it will make them a millionaire.
Sudeep:- Hey, Brett Lee is the man of the match tonight. Really, he just ruled with his batting, bowling and fielding. He may be missing the sweetest hug of our Priety Zinta...he he he...He used to get those hugs from her in all IPL matches...he he he...
Arindam:- He he he...Priety is really a very pretty girl with a good heart. Anyway, I am feeling very sleepy after watching this match of "NEW SOUTH WALES BLUES VS TRINIDAD & TOBAGO". Good night to all of you.
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Posted on Oct 23, 2009 under General
Lokenath:- So, your name is Arindam! Really, I wonder. Don't you have any work to do?
Shivani:- Yeah, Arindam, why do you write about some weird stuffs and fall into controversies?
Tanvir:- Well, Arindam, at least, I will not say that, whatever you write is are just craps, there are some good things also. But, sometimes, when you use too much pornographic contents or slang languages, it really makes me feel bad. Why do you write like that?
Arindam:- he he he...See, frankly speaking, I am a realistic writer with a creative mind. My articles are based on true stories or research papers or some investigations or survey results or intelligence sources news. But, there is a huge 'but' in my writing style. Since my childhood, I don't like to read descriptive type of writings. Rather, I love to read novels written only in dramatic style or in humorous style.
Lokenath:- But, does it really makes an article very interesting to read. I don't think so.
Arindam:- Yes, of course, it works. See, as a person, the way you talk, the way you express something to the other person; if that same style is transformed in the form of writing, it will attract you to read that article. Whenever you will read that article, you will have a feel that as if you are seeing those characters in front of you, uttering their respective dialogues.
Tanvir:- You never describe the characters in your story in a very decent fashion; like what is their appearance, what clothes are they wearing and etc., etc. ?
Arindam:- If I will tell everything, then where is the fun and thrill in it? I write the dialogues for each character in my articles or stories in such a fashion that you will have a rough idea about that character which will create so many questions. Those questions will attract you to read the next episodes.
Shivani:- Hey, Arindam, these are all Ok. You write in Mouthshut.com, at a pace of 3-4 articles a day; try to be slow in your writing. Before, we can end up reading your first article, the second and third article get posted and we lose that thrilling interest in our mind.
Arindam:- Yeah, nowadays, I am writing only 1 article after a gap of two days. And regarding those slang languages and pornographic content, I am not so bothered about the criticism in that department, because I also know that truth is brutal and reality always bites, he he he...
Lokenath:- But, do you have any idea about the profile of the readers of your article. There are some articles, which are like missiles. The problem is that the way you write an article, even a South Indian Autowala will also understand the content of it and that really creates the trouble. When you attack someone, you do it very efficiently with some humorous dialogues.
Arindam:- Frankly speaking, I don't care about it. If there is something wrong, I just do the analysis on my own and let the world know about it, in my own style.
Tanvir:- Maybe, you don't care about it, but for your controversial articles, there are some people, who have to hear some harsh words.
Arindam:- See, there are two kind of persons, who criticizes me. One type, who are always pessimistic; they are not open to new ideas and the other type, who are just fond of pulling legs of others for time-pass. But, I always tackle them in their own style only. If by writing only, I can at least make 1% impact to the society, then it is a good achievement for me as a blogger.
Lokenath:- Yeah, I appreciate your zeal towards writing on new and different types of topics. Don't stop writing, but we just request you to fine-tune your writing style, so that, the snake will also be killed, but the stick will not break. I hope that you are understanding what am I trying to say.
Arindam:- Ya, ya, don't worry, I am not only expert in fine-tuning, but I can change any kind of scenarios by 180 degrees also.
Shivani:- Arindam, dear, remember one thing that where there is too much glamor and hype, there also lies the criticism. At present, your blog are in the critical mode. I know that, it is not your fault. You are helpless in this regard, because "YOUR BLOG GOES INTERNATIONAL".
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